Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy Old Year!

It's my last haiku.
Well, my last mandated one.
Something new next year.


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Sunday, December 30, 2012

The Dead Letter Office

Come on, funeral home.
Please stop mailing me brochures.
It's creeping me out.


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Saturday, December 29, 2012

And then there were two

Another haiku
About writing a haiku.
That is so meta.


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Friday, December 28, 2012

Dread ahead

Grumpy day today.
Not looking forward to the
Desperate job search. Soon.


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Thursday, December 27, 2012

17 syllables

I wonder if it's
Possible to have any
Less motivation.


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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

I could get used to this

Pretty lazy day:
Worked in the morning, and then
Napped and did nothing.


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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

My Xmas wins

The James Bond movie,
Plus Big Bang Theory and wine,
And yum stroganoff.


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Monday, December 24, 2012

Family game night gone bad

Merry Xmas Eve.
Mom's "steaming up Zack's tailpipe,"
Whatever that means.


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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Carol and I are good deed doers

Did our part today
To stimulate the local
Economy. Buy!


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Friday, December 21, 2012

Eh

It's been a long week
Full of meh and bleh and feh.
I just want to sleep.


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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Countdown to something different

Just twelve more haikus
Until the end of the year.
Now it's eleven.


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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

These muscles aren't just going to torture themselves

Didn't think I could,
But I was able to move
My sore muscles. Lots.


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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

I feel like I've been Salazared

Boot camp destroyed me.
Thank you, Xmas and New Year's
For two weeks to rest.


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Monday, December 17, 2012

Kicked out

Those flying side kicks
Sure can wear a person out.
I'll sleep well tonight.


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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Haiku: Against Humanity

No time for haiku.
Busy day—mani/pedi,
Horrible card game.


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Saturday, December 15, 2012

Grand Angus

You can learn a lot
From Urban Dictionary.
Not all is welcome.


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Friday, December 14, 2012

Karoling and Caroling

Fun times coming up.
Two slumber party weekends:
Karol, then Carol.


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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Brrrrr, Todd. Brrrrr.

Signed up for a run:
New Year's Day. Polar bear dive.
I must be insane.


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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Pass My Shotgun

Bad mood bear today.
Tomorrow will be better.
PMS is great.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

These are a few of my favorite things

Fun training at work:
Mystery authors, knowledge,
And a craft project.


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Monday, December 10, 2012

Generic haiku

No homework to do.
Nothing to haiku about.
Vacation is good.


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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Need. More. Episodes.

Castle's a good show,
But I still like Bones better.
I love my Brennan.


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Saturday, December 8, 2012

Joshtacular!

Princess Joshua:
Awesome certification
Evaluation.

Aislind rocked it too.
Coolest 11-year-old
I have ever met.

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Friday, December 7, 2012

Must stop this upward creep

I feel fat today.
I should wear black, or stay home.
I'll eat some veggies.


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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Oh happy day

Pretty calendar,
Empty of all schoolwork stuff
For about a month.


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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Winning

Won a prize at work:
Collapsing salad spinner.
Maybe it's a hint.


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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Hell is empty

WinCo dilemma:
Love everything about it,
Except the shoppers.


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Monday, December 3, 2012

Listless

It's list-making time.
Need to exert some control
Over my life now.


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Sunday, December 2, 2012

One week, then one more class

I can see the light
At the end of the tunnel.
Hope it's not a train.

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Saturday, December 1, 2012

The plague is for chumps

Coughing. Still coughing.
I'm really tired of coughing.
Will it ever end?


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Friday, November 30, 2012

Hacky sack

Nighttime coughing fits
Make it hard to get my rest.
Want a do-over.


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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Wake-up call

Thank you, fire alarm.
At least my haiku's written
At 4am. Yay.


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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The AR team: Mary, Karen, Sharon

Busy day today.
Glad I had time to visit
Receiving room gals.


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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Save the neck for me

Thanksgiving's over.
Officially time to watch
Christmas Vacation!


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Monday, November 26, 2012

The 2nd and 3rd lines are extraneous

Jogging isn't fun
When it's dark, freezing cold, and
The sky's full of crows.



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Sunday, November 25, 2012

I feel a tantrum coming on

Did homework all day.
Barely made a dent in it.
End of term crunch time.


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Saturday, November 24, 2012

People shmeople

Go to a party.
Make a bee-line to the cat.
Introvert alert.





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Friday, November 23, 2012

Black Friday accomplished

Didn't get trampled,
Bought a ton of Goodwill stuff.
Tamer than most years.

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Thursday, November 22, 2012

Gobble gobble

Happy Thanksgiving,
And Happy Birthday to Mat!
Double Turkey Day.


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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Sponsored by Blime

Playing Halo 4
And crashing helicopter.
All in all, good times.


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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Mean, median, and mode

Ordinary day.
Tuesday like any other.
Nothing more to say.


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Monday, November 19, 2012

Ouch-a-Rama

All my muscles hurt.
I can't get out of my car
Without some whimpers.


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Sunday, November 18, 2012

First of many

Applied for a job
That I really, really want
But will never get.


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Saturday, November 17, 2012

Hurts so good

Bruised up and bleeding:
Sign of good JKD class
Plus heavy bag time.


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Friday, November 16, 2012

I get what I deserve

Finished a paper
That's not due until Sunday.
I deserve some wine!


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Thursday, November 15, 2012

Don't get me started

Way too much to say
In these censorship papers.
I should write a book.


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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Have an Absolutely Fabulous day, sweetie darling

Birthday girl Carol!
Wish I was with her right now
Drinking pinko squirrels.


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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Senioritis

Just when I'm caught up,
More stuff is put on my list.
When will this be done?


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Monday, November 12, 2012

Good thing I have two

Maybe overdid
Between JKD and jog.
Left leg doesn't work.


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Sunday, November 11, 2012

Will find obscure information for food

My google skills rock.
Maybe research is my thing.
Librarian win!


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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Wish I had Rumpleminze

Took a nice brisk walk
To get some well-earned cocoa.
Much work done today.


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Friday, November 9, 2012

Party like a librarian

My wild Friday night:
Homework, homework, and homework.
Try not to envy.


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Thursday, November 8, 2012

All mighty

Lee, Willis, and Wayne.
Three of my favorite people
Share the same first name.


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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Jealous much

I'm so very tired,
Yet the homework mountain's big.
I need Disney World.


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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Voted early, voted often

Election Day stress.
Will the bigotry prevail
And ruin us all?


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Monday, November 5, 2012

Fall back asleep

Gets dark so early,
Feels like I should go to bed
At 6pm now.


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Sunday, November 4, 2012

In the library, everyone can hear you scream

Sunday. Library.
It seems most of the screaming
Is outside my head.


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Saturday, November 3, 2012

More like strogan-on!

I like stroganoff.
It makes my tummy happy
And my face smiley.


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Friday, November 2, 2012

Yes, I would like fries with that

It's a hollow day:
No matter how much I eat,
I still feel hungry.


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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Will trade praise for cash

Good couple of days
For my self esteem. Yay me!
Now get back to work.


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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Literally.

Happy Halloween!
My costume is now complete,
But it's for the birds.


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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Proofreading query

Using a comma:
Am I the only person
Who understands this?


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Monday, October 29, 2012

My own private temper tantrum

I should read school stuff
While waiting for JKD,
But I don't wanna.


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Sunday, October 28, 2012

Snot good

Phlegm, sneezing, coughing.
I'd like to breathe at some point.
Maybe tomorrow.


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Saturday, October 27, 2012

I was the only one not wearing a cup

JKD sparring!
I think my first time went well.
Still have much to learn.


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Friday, October 26, 2012

My subconscious has issues

Two drunk hillbillies
In a giant port-o-let.
Knife-fight dream. I win!


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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Psycho kitty

Batting at my face
At 3am while I sleep:
Starting to get old.



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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Three heads are dumber than one

I like my classes,
Except for one small nuisance:
Group projects are crap.


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Monday, October 22, 2012

But I'm not sleepy Now

Long day tomorrow.
Work, volunteer, school meeting.
I should get some sleep.


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Sunday, October 21, 2012

No wire coat hangers!

Goodwill therapy,
Azteca, and some cleaning.
Happy birthday, Mom!


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Saturday, October 20, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

It can't be unseen

Thank you, Mental Floss,
For sharing the awful show:
Heil Honey I'm Home.


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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Upstairs, downstairs, rinse, repeat

Why do I always
Leave my place without the thing
I most need to bring?


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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Dread lock

Vague feeling of dread.
Don't know what's nagging at me.
I'd like it to stop.


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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

37 years later...

What happened to me?
I have dresses and cute shoes.
Girly-girl disease!


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Monday, October 15, 2012

I hope Crash is just a metaphor

Creativity
Crash course begins on Wednesday.
What's one more class, right?


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Sunday, October 14, 2012

Can I help you find the 649s?

Screaming fat toddler:
Bribe with candy. Scream. Repeat.
Awesome parenting.


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Saturday, October 13, 2012

Craft stores have failed me

Had costume setbacks.
Now I have a whole new plan.
Taking easy road.


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Friday, October 12, 2012

It's more of a Tuesday

Today is Friday?
This week has been all mixed up
And out of order.


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Thursday, October 11, 2012

Goodwill hunting

Halloween costume:
I have the idea, but
Can I find the stuff?


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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

TMI?

Tummy is angry.
Feels like it's staging a coup.
Hope we all survive.


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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Aye carumba

Tuesday taco night
With refreshing Bud Light Lime.
Better than homework.


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Monday, October 8, 2012

Lamest. Superpower. Ever.

One thing I'm good at:
Getting jobs that pay nothing.
Not really helpful.


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Sunday, October 7, 2012

Re-Snooze

Why is it so hard
To get out of bed on days
With so much to do?


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Saturday, October 6, 2012

Thanks, Mommie Dearest!

Full day of shopping
With my mom and my sister.
Now I can suit up!


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Friday, October 5, 2012

My So-Called Life

Eating carrot sticks,
Reading a book with my cat.
My wild Friday night.


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Thursday, October 4, 2012

Twilight Zone Municipal Library

Is there a full moon?
The least weird thing that happened
Was my flash nose-bleed.


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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Booze is its own reward

Schnappy cocoa, Chuck,
And beanbag, after a fun,
Tough JKD class.


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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

A break from the monotony

Photo shoot today:
Got to play librarian.
I want more of that.


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Monday, October 1, 2012

And also for some time after

Eyebrow threading done.
Shockingly painful at first,
And then 'til it's done.


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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Are there libraries in Siberia?

Scared to graduate
And have to find a real job.
Relocation fears.


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Saturday, September 29, 2012

Sometimes age brings wisdom

Happy birthday, Stac.
(That's pronounced like Stase, not Stack.)
My older sister.


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Friday, September 28, 2012

Must apply alcohol

My legs are itchy.
It's driving me bonkerville.
Out! Out, damn chiggers!


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Thursday, September 27, 2012

I hope it's not lonely in there

Thought of a haiku,
But I didn't write it down.
It's lost in my brain.


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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Big game hunter

Buffalo jerky
Is my cat's new favorite food.
Even beats pizza.



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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Variation on a theme

Healthy, convenient,
And affordable: Pick two.
That's why eating sucks.


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Monday, September 24, 2012

Stab stab stab

Work makes me cranky.
So does doing my homework.
I like to hit though.


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Sunday, September 23, 2012

If only I could get rid of this headache

My perfect grilled cheese
And Warhol tomato soup
In my nice clean place.


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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Can I graduate yet?

Good weekend so far.
Unfortunately, I will
Have to do homework.


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Friday, September 21, 2012

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Phoned in

Time for a haiku.
Wonder what to write about?
Hm. Problem solved.


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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Seriously, who would vote for this guy?

The Romney campaign:
It has to be a joke, right?
Where's Candid Camera?


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Monday, September 17, 2012

Attention and salutations in JKDland

Handah. Solduhan.
Yeebay. Geen-lai. Swadika.*
I taught the salute!

*spelled phonetically because I've never seen these words written down.



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Sunday, September 16, 2012

Sorry, humans

Oh, teppanyaki.
You just never let me down.
Let's be best friends, k?


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Saturday, September 15, 2012

Tiny fists of fury

Awesome kids' belt test.
So proud of all those young'uns
Breaking boards and such.


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Friday, September 14, 2012

But why is the Batman gone?

Saw Dark Knight Rises.
Very emotional time.
Already miss him.



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Thursday, September 13, 2012

I got ripped off

Fortune cookies lie.
My 'super lucky star day'
Did not happen. Lame.


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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Guinness just isn't pulling her weight

I need a minion
Who'll make my apartment clean
And keep it that way.


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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Countdown to Awesome

T minus 10 days:
Slumber party with Carol!
It's been way too long.


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Monday, September 10, 2012

Ouch-a-Rama

Woke up with headache.
Impervious to Advil.
Think I'll go to bed.


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Sunday, September 9, 2012

Exercise has too many syllables

Temper tantrum time.
Don't wanna cook, clean, learn, work.
Wanna kick and pout.


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Saturday, September 8, 2012

Cider shouldn't taste like feet

Cider fest was lame,
But Paddy Coyne's after helped.
So will killing zombs.


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Friday, September 7, 2012

Temporary Inanity

I'm struggling this term.
Can't find motivation or
A desire to learn.


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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Praise cheeses

Velveeta tastes good
When it's mixed with Rotel and
Shoveled in my mouth.


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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Two sticks, no coordination

Hello, JKD.
As was very clear tonight,
It's been a long time.


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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

No sorts to be found here

Tired, but not sleepy.
Bored, but have a ton to do.
Something just feels off.


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Monday, September 3, 2012

I'll need lots of Redbull

Time to start planning
My next costume adventure:
Steampunk Valkyrie!


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Sunday, September 2, 2012

This homework won't just do itself, you know

Exhausting weekend.
Though I had many good times,
I'm glad to be home.



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Saturday, September 1, 2012

Wheaton!!

D&D game rocked.
Mat's creations were famous.
Didn't meet Wil though.


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Friday, August 31, 2012

Bazinga!

I saw Wil Wheaton
And now Todd Kerplunks on stage.
Normal Friday night.

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Almost human

Coming off of a
Caffeine/energy drink high.
Slept 21 hours.


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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Where's my Most Valuable Minion medal?

The month of crazy
Culminates in all-nighter.
My work here is done.


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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Shiny Firefly reference

Hey, Malcolm Reynolds.
You can't take the sky from me,
But will trade for sleep.


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Monday, August 27, 2012

Must install toothpicks

Sitting down's no good.
Eyeballs try to fall asleep.
How to get stuff done?


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Sunday, August 26, 2012

YoSaffBridge

Gluing a billion
Tiny tiles. Made bearable
With Firefly and Blime.


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Saturday, August 25, 2012

No complaints here

I'm still not used to
Seeing vodka in Walgreens
And the hardware store.


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Friday, August 24, 2012

Those aren't pillows

Sleep deprivation
Makes me want to head-butt things.
Like, people, mainly.


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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Maybe next month I can sleep

Come on, September.
While August has been much fun,
It's killing me too.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Ren Faire songs, get out.
My brain can't take any more
Of your salty tunes.


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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

That rules out sugar daddies as an income source

I am not a flirt.
Never was. Just can't do it.
And I'm fine with that.


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Monday, August 20, 2012

Dedication

Bonus haiku now
To make up for yesterday.
Isn't it super?


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M.I.A. (Missing In Ale House)

Yesterday's haiku
Got lost at Renaissance Faire.
My apologies.


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Saturday, August 18, 2012

Thank you, Todd Todd the Food Provider

Most excellent day.
The ale house wasn't boiling,
And now baked taters.


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Friday, August 17, 2012

The weekend will either be very long or very short

Ren Faire part 3 starts.
Already dehydrated
And sleep deprived. Whee!


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Thursday, August 16, 2012

78 years ago

Happy birthday, Dad.
I still miss you like crazy.
On-on-on-yock smile.




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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

It suddenly makes sense

Maybe my purpose
Is helping others pursue
Their creative dreams.


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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Someday I'll be as good at work as I am at school

Marketing report:
"Professional consultant"
Quality level.


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Monday, August 13, 2012

5 semesters down, 2 to go

One week off from school
Before fall semester starts.
Would like more time off.


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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Modern plumbing feels so good

Got a sweet new perm
Courtesy of Ren Faire braids.
All washed away now.




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Saturday, August 11, 2012

My ears are bleeding and laughing

Ren Faire-aoke.
Pirates doing the Time Warp.
Wenches doing Queen.


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Friday, August 10, 2012

Drinketh thou?

Cider, outhouses.
Must be Renaissance Faire.
Huzzah! More cider!


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Thursday, August 9, 2012

[insert corny joke here]

Yum: Corn on the cob
Rubbed with sesame oil and
Grilled on George Foreman.


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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

When did I turn into Danny Glover?

When will I ever
Not be exhausted again?
I'm too old for this.


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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

I can almost smell the freedom

I am so ready
For this semester to end.
Just a few more days.



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Monday, August 6, 2012

Nothing a month in the tropics wouldn't cure

Exhausted today.
The weekend caught up to me.
I'm too tired to eat.



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Sunday, August 5, 2012

Bartending Old-School

A/C feels so good.
In my car after Ren Faire.
Can't wait for Friday.


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Saturday, August 4, 2012

The K in Zombie 5K stands for Krap

Zombie run beat us.
Mat flew and sprained his ankle.
Very muddy day.



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Friday, August 3, 2012

Brains! Huzzah!

Packed weekend ahead.
Eluding zombies first, then
Serving ale and mead.


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Thursday, August 2, 2012

It looks better up close

Library display
For the month of August: done!
Been a busy week.




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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Move along, nothing to see here

Here is my haiku.
Time to get back to finals.
Thanks for tuning in.


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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Will trade character for cash

Rejection's useful.
Builds strength and character.
But enough's enough.


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Monday, July 30, 2012

Overload

It's all just too much
Can't care about everything
Something has to go


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Sunday, July 29, 2012

Burnout imminent

Back on the mainland,
Working on final projects.
I want to be done.


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Saturday, July 28, 2012

Bananas for penance

Left Boris at home.
He would've loved Fort Casey.
I'm in big trouble.


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Friday, July 27, 2012

Could be worse

Ferry waiting line
Is obscenely long today.
Still, not doing homework.


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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Sure sure

DragonDuckling cave
Is coming along nicely.
Homework break is swell.





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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

I swear it will be done

Semester crunch time.
Retreating to my cave now
With tons of caffeine.


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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

My forks are inadequate

"Fork-split" English muffin:
I do not think that word means
What you think it means.


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Monday, July 23, 2012

Runner's high my arse

Best part of the jog:
Knowing I have two more days
Until the next jog.


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Sunday, July 22, 2012

Breather

Night off from homework.
Watching episodes of Bones.
Saving sanity.


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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Sake to me

Oh, teppanyaki.
I've missed you so much, my friend,
These long, hungry months.



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Friday, July 20, 2012

Weak end

Not looking forward
To working all weekend. But
Maybe it'll rain.


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Thursday, July 19, 2012

Quiet

I'm an introvert.
I like lots of time alone.
Nothing wrong with that.


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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Moving' on up

Got a job today.
Grad school journal editor.
Too bad it's unpaid.


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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Time for a margarita?

My assignment's done.
I'm sick of looking at it,
Which is close enough.


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Monday, July 16, 2012

Now with fewer lumps

An old dress fits me!
Now I just need to find a
Place to wear a dress.


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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Or maybe cheese

How wrong would it be
To drown all my frustrations
In strong alcohol?


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Saturday, July 14, 2012

4 wheels good, 2 wheels ba-a-ad

Datsun full of sheep
Rolling down I-5 today.
Many puns ensued.


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Friday, July 13, 2012

Fine, why do you ask?

Grumpy day today.
No particular reason.
Just in a bad mood.


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Thursday, July 12, 2012

C25Krap

Must go to bed soon
If I'm to get up early
And run like a fool.


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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Like Ghost, but with less nakedness

Pottery is fun!
In a few weeks I'll pick up
Three very odd bowls.


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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

But I do sound like Marge

Almost feel human.
I can breathe through my nose, and
Talking doesn't hurt.


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Monday, July 9, 2012

I got your darlin' right here

Listen, ice cream truck.
Stop playing "Clementine" or
I'll chain punch your face.


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Sunday, July 8, 2012

Breathing would be nice

No voice. Full of phlegm.
Allergies or wicked cold?
Either way, meds fail.


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Saturday, July 7, 2012

Zoom.

Party at the Todd's.
Happy America Day, guys.
I'm the bartender.


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Party at the Todd's.
Mat is super awesome drunk.
Hi there, volleyball


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Friday, July 6, 2012

Summer has arrived – don't blink

Seattle is best
While enjoying sunshine and
Patio seating.


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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Only optimists are disappointed

Applied for two jobs.
Both would have some pros and cons.
Won't get either one.


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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Only Republicans are Disappointed

Much to celebrate:
Rights, freedoms, equality,
And Obamacare.


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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Nada. Zip. Zilch.

I must get a life.
No fun fodder for haikus.
Maybe tomorrow.


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I'm shrinking!

Fit into some pants
I wrote off a year ago.
Feels pretty awesome.


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Monday, July 2, 2012

Same old

Nothing to report.
Just an ordinary day.
Work, school, martial arts.


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Sunday, July 1, 2012

The year's half over today

Almost forgot it.
Busy Sunday, work and school.
So here's my haiku.


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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Fallout Day

Productive today.
Timmy the ThinkGeek Monkey
Is nearly ready.


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Friday, June 29, 2012

Free at last

Mat's last day at work.
Off to do much better things.
Though, new boss is weird.


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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Grandmaster Funk

Oh dear god, young man.
Bathing in cologne is not
The same as bathing.


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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Good mooooood food

Hello, Skinny Cow.
Two yummy thumbs up to your
Ice cream sammiches.


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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

On-on-on-yock!

Thinking of my dad.
Writing his urn inscription.
Laughing and crying.


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Monday, June 25, 2012

JKDelightful

Got my handbook back:
Level 6 certificate.
I passed the test! Whew!


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Sunday, June 24, 2012

Timmy can has jacket

Made a monkey coat
For Czarofhappiness Props.
Tiny awesomeness!


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Saturday, June 23, 2012

Food Fight

After this ordeal,
Food and me have come to have
An understanding.


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Friday, June 22, 2012

This cloud has a buttery lining

All-day homework fest.
Grueling and lame, but my treat:
Microwave popcorn!


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Thursday, June 21, 2012

I'll have to sit on the dashboard on the drive home

34 days sans
Cheese, popcorn, cookies, gravy,
Bacon, fries, or booze.


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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, flavor-free

Walked to Trader Joe's.
Not sure what it is I bought,
But it looks healthy.


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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

My homework will keep me company

Becoming hermit
For remaining food jail days.
Will emerge Friday.


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Monday, June 18, 2012

Discomfort food

I'm so sick of food.
If I can't eat what I want,
I'd rather not eat.


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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Big Mel

Happy Fathers' Day.
My dad's been gone 18 years
And I still miss him.


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Saturday, June 16, 2012

No excuse.

So disappointed
With my JKD eval.
Should have done better.


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Friday, June 15, 2012

A cheeseless existence is hardly worth living

Carb-loaded for test.
Pasta was so good, but I
Missed the mizithra.


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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Shhhh! (it)

Do parents not teach
Their children about indoor
Voices anymore?


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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

It's not a tooma

Sick of the headaches.
Stress of JKD test? School?
Lack of cheesy fries?


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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Literacy is overrated

So much stuff to read,
And semester's just begun.
My eyes might fall out.


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Monday, June 11, 2012

I canna hold her much longer, cap'n!

Not a big bread fan,
But I'd shank you for some now.
Sourdough. Butter. Want.


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Sunday, June 10, 2012

The S Word

Socialism is:
Roads, schools, police, libraries.
Don't be dumb, people.


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Saturday, June 9, 2012

My wish list

I would like bacon
Dipped in melted Velveeta.
Then tiramisu.


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Friday, June 8, 2012

Null

Got nothing to say.
Uneventful day today.
Thus ends the haiku.


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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Sniff sniff

Free cupcakes at work
Looking delightfully sweet.
Guess I'll just smell them.


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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Sandwich making: 641.84

Found some bologna
In the 300s today.
Not where it belongs.


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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Absence makes the mouth grow fonder

Hello, potato.
You're even more delicious
Than I remembered.


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Monday, June 4, 2012

Out with the old, in with the potatoes

Last day of food cleanse.
First day of new semester.
Tomorrow will rock.


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Sunday, June 3, 2012

Facebook Check-In-Aholics - seek help

Thank you for sharing
Every single time you go
Outside your front door.


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Saturday, June 2, 2012

I should call myself Ass-Kick

Stick sparring today!
Lots of sweating, lots of fun,
Lots of new bruises.


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Friday, June 1, 2012

Deja Vu

Shopping at Goodwill,
Saw some stuff I donated.
Still don't want that crap.


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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Probably not considered a full-time job

Made a book display
For the library today.
I want to do more.


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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

But why is the cheese gone?

I want to break free.
Like in that Queen song, but food.
12 of 17.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Let's bust some punks

The Good Guys: Great show.
So sad it only lasted
One season. Sniffle.


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Monday, May 28, 2012

Crafts(wo)man

Shop assembly day:
Drill press, table saw, scroll saw,
And storage cabinet.


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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Sew much to do

Suddenly obsessed
With Renaissance Faire costumes.
Much to consider!


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Saturday, May 26, 2012

Packratism hurts

Storage unit purge.
Three van loads to Goodwill. Plus
A bazillion books.


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Friday, May 25, 2012

Genghis Khan Dude

Mongolian grill:
Restricted diet loves you.
I'll be back real soon.


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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Interests compete:
Food / school. Want time to speed up,
But also slow down.


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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

I've made peace with cheese.
Don't crave sugar anymore.
But oh! Potatoes!


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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

All food and no play

Planning food. Buying
Food. Cooking food. Eating food.
Cleaning. That's my day.


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Monday, May 21, 2012

One Brontoburger, please

Eating like caveman
Make Melleny so violent.
Understand Bam-Bam.


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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Sharp cheddar wishes and Parmesan dreams

Seriously, folks.
Scandinavians need cheese.
15 days to go.


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Saturday, May 19, 2012

I already miss cheese.

I survived Day 1.
Full of chicken and veggies.
16 days to go.


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Friday, May 18, 2012

Drawn butter is a food group, right?

17-day cleanse
Starts tomorrow. So, tonight:
Naughty Red Lobster.


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Thursday, May 17, 2012

Inspired by Episode 16 of The Good Guys

Throwing out the meds
That expired in '03
Frees up lots of space.


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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

TMI

Hey, guy at Subway.
I so didn't need to know
About your testes.


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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I know there's a floor around here somewhere

Organization:
Hard to achieve after months
Of shameful neglect.


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Monday, May 14, 2012

Day of Nothing

Bring on tomorrow!
Not a thing on my schedule.
First time in ages.


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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Yo Momma

Happy Mothers' Day.
No disrespect intended,
But mine is the best.


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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Eyes on the Prize

Two classes down now.
All that's left is writing tons.
Margarita soon.


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Friday, May 11, 2012

Terra Blizzard

Oh, fearsome poodle
Barking at the big bad air
And trembling with...rage.


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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Big bada boom

Schoolwork's killing me.
May not survive the weekend.
My head's gonna splode.


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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Homophobia is gay

Proud of Obama
Making history again
By being human.


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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Slow thinkers keep right

Logic is so hard
For certain people to grasp.
It explains Fox News.



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Monday, May 7, 2012

Runner's Low

Running in the sun
Wiped me out for the whole day.
Fitness is for chumps.


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Sunday, May 6, 2012

Terra Bulldancer

Dancing with poodle
Until my moves freak her out.
But I dance so good!



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Saturday, May 5, 2012

Also, karaoke

Cinco de Mayo.
Fireman margaritas and
Knife throwing. Puppies!


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Friday, May 4, 2012

All the superheroes live in the city

Avengers tonight!
I can't wait to see my Thor
Kick ass with meow-meow.


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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Calgon?

Need a vacation.
Somewhere tropical, lazy,
Full of boozy drinks.


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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Eschew Obfuscation

Everything's murky.
I envy the certainty
That some people have.



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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

T minus 14 days

The home stretch is long.
Don't know if I can make it
Until May 15th.


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Monday, April 30, 2012

There's no app for that

Eating's a hassle.
Buying groceries, cooking meals,
Washing dishes. Ugh.


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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Report from Minion

Czar of Happiness
Had quite a big day today.
The band saw is GO!


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Saturday, April 28, 2012

(10-Year Old) Girl Power

Three hours of classes,
Horse stance, test, broke 8 boards:
Aislind's my hero.


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Friday, April 27, 2012

If bacon's wrong, I don't wanna be right

I was good today.
Except for the BLT.
But I deserved that.


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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Coincidence?

Smell of hot dog burps
Is following me. So is
Icky coworker.


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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Bottleneck

Life is just too short.
Places I'll never go, and
Things I'll never do.


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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Here we go again

End of semester
Homework's starting to crush me.
Time to buckle down!



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Monday, April 23, 2012

I Ran

This C25K
Seems to get harder each time.
Isn't that backwards?


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Sunday, April 22, 2012

And the tetanus is free

I spent six dollars
At the sweet Goodwill outlet
For twelve pounds of crap.



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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Mushrooms and peppers and beef, oh my!

Missing fingerprints.
Shishkabobs are dangerous.
But they taste yummy.



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Mat's guy-heads rock me.
They make me squee with happy.
I get my own guy!





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Friday, April 20, 2012

Come out to the coast, we'll get together

I love Bruce Willis,
Korben Dallas, John McClane,
Addison, and Cole.




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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Librarianating

WLA
Conference Day One was awesome:
Nancy Pearl; free stuff.


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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

It's not just good, it's good enough

Obligatory
Haiku for today. Enjoy.
No need to thank me.


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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Stabtacular

Crappy mood today.
You got a problem with that?
I didn't think so.


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Monday, April 16, 2012

An Evening of Enchantment

Dinner. Luigi.
Karol. Bruschetta. New friends.
Wine. Grappa. Hot dog.


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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Steampunk Librarian?

Steampunk on the brain.
I need costume ideas.
SteamCon: 6 months out.


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Saturday, April 14, 2012

SQL XML DTD ZZZ

Database lecture
Has put me in a coma.
Haiku in my sleep.


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Friday, April 13, 2012

Terra Fyde

Dogsitting is fun
With the most nervous poodle
In the universe.


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Thursday, April 12, 2012

The meek shall inherit nothing but frustration

Annoying life fact:
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Polite wheels get screwed.


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Outing

Bar: 9 Pound Hammer.
Drinks: Salty dog and cosmo.
Now: Time to go home.


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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Literature Reviews Suck and Blow

How can something with
"Literature" in its name
Be so horrible?


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Monday, April 9, 2012

In a class by myself

Took a sewing class.
More like a private tutor.
I made a book bag.




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Sunday, April 8, 2012

Thanks, Todd!

Convention goodies:
Zombie vodka shot glass and
Tiny Mjolnir. Yay!




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Better late than never

Missed a haiku day.
Sakura-Con ate my day.
And my energy.


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Friday, April 6, 2012

Wow. Long day today.
Lines, working, and boozing up.
Mat, Karol, and Todd.


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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Present tense, past perfect

I hate exercise,
But love having exercised.
Same goes for writing.


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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Sometimes It's Okay to Simplify

And then, just like that,
I have crossed off the Thesis.
Easy road for me.



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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Mental teeter-totter

Filled with Thesis doubt.
Maybe I'm not up for this.
Take the easy road?


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Monday, April 2, 2012

Treasure hunt

Had lunch with my mom,
Then explored Goodwill Outlet.
Bought crap by the pound!


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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Null

My brain is empty.
There are no haikus in it.
Maybe tomorrow.


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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Eat Dirt, Sucker

Puter Kapala:
Throw someone down to the ground
With a push and twist.


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Friday, March 30, 2012

Someday

Mom retired today.
I hope to have a career
From which to retire.


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Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Cat, Not the Beer

Guinness is the best.
Plays with strings all by herself.
Doesn't need my help.


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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Alternative medicine

I'm fairly certain
The cure for all that ails me
Is in Hawaii.


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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Feed a Fever, Feed a Cold

Welcome to Illville.
Take off your shoes and relax
And have a lozenge.



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Monday, March 26, 2012

I Be Illin'

Got sick for Spring Break.
Stupid germs pouncing on me,
Ruining my fun.


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It Happens

Yesterday's haiku?
It got lost in the shuffle.
It's here now, just late.


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Saturday, March 24, 2012

Happy Day to Me

My birthday haiku
On my awesome new iPad
What a superb day!


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Friday, March 23, 2012

The last day I can quote Aunt Jackie

36 years old
Flabby arm, pelican neck
All my plants are dead


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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Breathing room

I still have homework
But nothing's due for a week.
Viva la spring break!


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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

I'm almost out of words

Writing a paper,
A very big, big paper,
All the livelong day.


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Monday, March 19, 2012

Runners are High

Runners are liars.
There's no high, except knowing
That the run will end.


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Saturday, March 17, 2012

Shamrocks are better than real rocks

Corned beef and cabbage
Plus booze and friends and more booze
This holiday rocks


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Friday, March 16, 2012

Blimey

Hello, Bud Light Lime
You're tasty on a Friday.
Or, well, any day.


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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Maybe I should eat more

I found the drawback
Of a life without belt loops.
Pants keep falling down.


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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

I like pi

Won a scholarship,
Small but still very awesome.
Happy Pi Day, me!


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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Ode to a Database Design Lecture

Dying of boredom
It's totally possible
I choose cremation


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Monday, March 12, 2012

Not my best day in JKD

Flailing arms and legs
And knives and sticks and body.
Coordination.


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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Citizenship is Job 1

Helped a girl today
Returned her missing items
Glad she wasn't killed.



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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Double double toil and trouble

Two things I don't like:
Big headaches and group projects.
Both make me stabby.


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Friday, March 9, 2012

OmNomNom

Food makes me happy.
Especially Outback steak.
Eating my feelings.


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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Crappy day at the library

Hey, dirty diaper.
What'cha doin' over here
In the teen section?

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Wednesday, March 7, 2012

I like degs

Service dogs only?
I'd rather shop where the rule's
Service kids only.


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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Yum-o-Rama of the Sea

Dear sweet Red Lobster,
I love eating your crab legs.
And your popcorn shrimp.


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Monday, March 5, 2012

Death by Grad School

Help. Ten-page paper.
RDA metadata.
My brain is mushy.


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Sunday, March 4, 2012

Cat butt stamp of approval

Trying to do stuff
With kitty sprawled all over.
More door than window.




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Saturday, March 3, 2012

This much fun should be illegal

Fun Saturday night
Doing homework and homework.
Party animal.


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Friday, March 2, 2012

Sansabelts

Belt loops are for chumps.
I've found the comfort secret:
Elastic waistband.


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Thursday, March 1, 2012

National Craft Month

In like a lion,
Out like a lamb. Corned beef and
Birthday in between.


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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Dismissed

No jury action.
Disappointed citizen.
Better luck next time.


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Monday, February 27, 2012

Jury Doody

Disappointing day.
No jurification yet.
Maybe tomorrow.


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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Cinco, cinq, fünf, go, lima

Five hours - a long time
When you're pushing a book cart
Around and around.


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Saturday, February 25, 2012

One Inch Punch

Bruce Lee is my name.
Ass kicking is my business
And business is good.

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Friday, February 24, 2012

Strike

My brain says, "No, thanks.
I'd rather not work today.
But thanks for asking."


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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Back in the saddle again

Re-C25K.
My ankle was A-OK.
Knees, lungs: not so much.


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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Meteorological Anomaly

The sky is on fire!
Help! Panic! Run for your lives!
Oh. It's just the sun.



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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Zzzzombs

Spontaneous nap
Filled with crazy zombie dreams.
Now back to homework.


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Monday, February 20, 2012

8am Wakeup Call

Met neighbors today.
Bonded on freezing driveway.
The fire alarm works.


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Sunday, February 19, 2012

Dolor de cabeza

Lazy boozy day
Was a big success. In fact,
I think I'm still drunk.


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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Getting what I deserve

Lazy boozy day.
Worked extra all week for this.
Totally worth it.


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Friday, February 17, 2012

Stupid is as Jessica does

Group is dead to me
My input doesn't matter
Paggro Jess rules all


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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Solitary Confinement

Group work's killing me
And I want to kill my group
No group work in jail


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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Maybe I'll play the violin too

Dreamed I was jogging
Without pain. That's better than
Before my sprain. Sweet!


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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Wine and Catnip

My sweet Guinness cat
Snuggles and doesn't judge me.
She's my valentine.


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Monday, February 13, 2012

Footprints in the Jello

Seven elephants
Sitting on my chest right now.
Tired of feeling this.


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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Today's Dream Job Idea

Disney Library:
You should hire me to work there.
Maleficent says.


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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Time Heals Most Wounds

My ankle's pain-free
Most of the time. But then oops—
Stepped wrong. Ouch! Crap! Pain!


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Friday, February 10, 2012

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

TMI

Stirrups, speculum
Least favorite day of the year
Being female rocks

Monday, February 6, 2012

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Queen, Paraphrased

I want to break free.
Free from my ankle, school, work,
And planning my life.

Friday, February 3, 2012

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Monday, January 30, 2012

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Friday, January 27, 2012

Straight from the Clown's Mouth

Eating every day
Is sometimes just a hassle.
I want a food pill.


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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching

Coughing and hacking.
The only time I can breathe
Is when I'm asleep.


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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Skool makes u smrt

Classes start today.
Don't want to think again yet.
Just one more month off?


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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Clicking My Heels Isn't Working

Three margaritas
And I'm ready for a nap.
Stupid airport bar.


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Monday, January 23, 2012

Big D, Big All, Big As

Reunion Tower,
Trolley, Chuy's, Lisa Loeb.
Busy Big D day.


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Sunday, January 22, 2012

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Big Texas meat-fest:
Buffalo filet, ostrich,
Venison chop. Win!



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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Ouch-a-Rama

My throbbing ankle
Is getting on my last nerve.
So tired of limping.


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Friday, January 20, 2012

Exhibitor Crazies

Magician used me
To make foam balls multiply.
Got 5 Starbucks bucks.


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Thursday, January 19, 2012

It's a Trap

Stuck at the airport.
Need to win standby contest.
The snow can bite me.


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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

It's just snow, and it happens every year

Snowpocalypse is
A very overused word.
Snowmageddon too.


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Monday, January 16, 2012

Heelbasa

My poor sausage foot
More green and purple each day.
But I'm limping less.


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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Lying like broccoli

With a sprained ankle
I'm not very productive.
Watching lots of Fringe.


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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Funny day today.
Snow, doctor, aircast splint, paint,
Azteca, limping.


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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Whik! Whik! Whik!

Shhh! Corduroy pants
Are not appropriate clothes
For the library.


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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Lesson Re-learned

Breathing through the mouth — A must for library work. How did I forget? - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Monday, January 9, 2012

Round is a Shape

Lying on my floor. Walked and jogged like a good girl. I can't feel my legs. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Seriously.

Breaks are better when Creepy coworker is not Staring at me. Ugh. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Midwinter Conference Dead Ahead!

ALA comes soon.
So much to sort through and plan.
Overwhelm is me.


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Saturday, January 7, 2012

New Green Treasure

New Kali gear bag. Late Christmas? Early birthday? Either way, thanks, Mat! - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Friday, January 6, 2012

Thus spoke Harry Dresden

Discretion is the
Better part of not getting
Exsanguinated.

-Blood Rites, by Jim Butcher


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Library Advice

Before returning
Movies to the library
Please remove cat pee.

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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Shake n' bake

Will Shakespeare wrote in
Iambic pentameter.
Harder than haiku.


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It's a Good Thing

Not making something Every single frickin' day Makes my day, each day. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Time Paradox

The more time I have, The less I seem to get done. Free time leads to guilt. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

First day back at the library

Accosted by man In short shorts and cowboy boots. Spoke of photons. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Monday, January 2, 2012

Haiku #2

Slept too late. Bad hair. Brought wrong clothes for JKD. It's one of those days. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Sunday, January 1, 2012

A Very Haiku New Year

Write a new haiku Every day in 2012... Dare I attempt it? - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Day 368: Hasta la Vista, Old Year

Tonight we Rock Banded. While there is no evidence of my own caterwauling, my make this evening is evidence of the skills of my friends.























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