It's my last haiku.
Well, my last mandated one.
Something new next year.
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2013: Draw! 2012: The year of the haiku. 2011: An experiment in making something new every day.
Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
The Dead Letter Office
Come on, funeral home.
Please stop mailing me brochures.
It's creeping me out.
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Please stop mailing me brochures.
It's creeping me out.
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Saturday, December 29, 2012
And then there were two
Another haiku
About writing a haiku.
That is so meta.
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About writing a haiku.
That is so meta.
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Friday, December 28, 2012
Dread ahead
Grumpy day today.
Not looking forward to the
Desperate job search. Soon.
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Not looking forward to the
Desperate job search. Soon.
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Thursday, December 27, 2012
17 syllables
I wonder if it's
Possible to have any
Less motivation.
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Possible to have any
Less motivation.
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Wednesday, December 26, 2012
I could get used to this
Pretty lazy day:
Worked in the morning, and then
Napped and did nothing.
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Worked in the morning, and then
Napped and did nothing.
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Tuesday, December 25, 2012
My Xmas wins
The James Bond movie,
Plus Big Bang Theory and wine,
And yum stroganoff.
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Plus Big Bang Theory and wine,
And yum stroganoff.
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Monday, December 24, 2012
Family game night gone bad
Merry Xmas Eve.
Mom's "steaming up Zack's tailpipe,"
Whatever that means.
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Mom's "steaming up Zack's tailpipe,"
Whatever that means.
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Sunday, December 23, 2012
Tamales, skittles vodka, and roulette, oh my!
Lots of super gifts,
A mountain of tasty food,
And drinks and gaming.
A mountain of tasty food,
And drinks and gaming.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Carol and I are good deed doers
Did our part today
To stimulate the local
Economy. Buy!
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To stimulate the local
Economy. Buy!
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Friday, December 21, 2012
Eh
It's been a long week
Full of meh and bleh and feh.
I just want to sleep.
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Full of meh and bleh and feh.
I just want to sleep.
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Thursday, December 20, 2012
Countdown to something different
Just twelve more haikus
Until the end of the year.
Now it's eleven.
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Until the end of the year.
Now it's eleven.
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Wednesday, December 19, 2012
These muscles aren't just going to torture themselves
Didn't think I could,
But I was able to move
My sore muscles. Lots.
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But I was able to move
My sore muscles. Lots.
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Tuesday, December 18, 2012
I feel like I've been Salazared
Boot camp destroyed me.
Thank you, Xmas and New Year's
For two weeks to rest.
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Thank you, Xmas and New Year's
For two weeks to rest.
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Monday, December 17, 2012
Kicked out
Those flying side kicks
Sure can wear a person out.
I'll sleep well tonight.
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Sure can wear a person out.
I'll sleep well tonight.
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Sunday, December 16, 2012
Haiku: Against Humanity
No time for haiku.
Busy day—mani/pedi,
Horrible card game.
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Busy day—mani/pedi,
Horrible card game.
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Saturday, December 15, 2012
Grand Angus
You can learn a lot
From Urban Dictionary.
Not all is welcome.
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From Urban Dictionary.
Not all is welcome.
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Friday, December 14, 2012
Karoling and Caroling
Fun times coming up.
Two slumber party weekends:
Karol, then Carol.
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Two slumber party weekends:
Karol, then Carol.
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Thursday, December 13, 2012
Brrrrr, Todd. Brrrrr.
Signed up for a run:
New Year's Day. Polar bear dive.
I must be insane.
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New Year's Day. Polar bear dive.
I must be insane.
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Pass My Shotgun
Bad mood bear today.
Tomorrow will be better.
PMS is great.
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Tomorrow will be better.
PMS is great.
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Tuesday, December 11, 2012
These are a few of my favorite things
Fun training at work:
Mystery authors, knowledge,
And a craft project.
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Mystery authors, knowledge,
And a craft project.
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Monday, December 10, 2012
Generic haiku
No homework to do.
Nothing to haiku about.
Vacation is good.
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Nothing to haiku about.
Vacation is good.
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Sunday, December 9, 2012
Need. More. Episodes.
Castle's a good show,
But I still like Bones better.
I love my Brennan.
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But I still like Bones better.
I love my Brennan.
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Saturday, December 8, 2012
Joshtacular!
Princess Joshua:
Awesome certification
Evaluation.
Aislind rocked it too.
Coolest 11-year-old
I have ever met.
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Awesome certification
Evaluation.
Aislind rocked it too.
Coolest 11-year-old
I have ever met.
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Friday, December 7, 2012
Must stop this upward creep
I feel fat today.
I should wear black, or stay home.
I'll eat some veggies.
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I should wear black, or stay home.
I'll eat some veggies.
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Thursday, December 6, 2012
Oh happy day
Pretty calendar,
Empty of all schoolwork stuff
For about a month.
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Empty of all schoolwork stuff
For about a month.
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Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Winning
Won a prize at work:
Collapsing salad spinner.
Maybe it's a hint.
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Collapsing salad spinner.
Maybe it's a hint.
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Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Hell is empty
WinCo dilemma:
Love everything about it,
Except the shoppers.
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Love everything about it,
Except the shoppers.
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Monday, December 3, 2012
Listless
It's list-making time.
Need to exert some control
Over my life now.
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Need to exert some control
Over my life now.
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Sunday, December 2, 2012
One week, then one more class
I can see the light
At the end of the tunnel.
Hope it's not a train.
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At the end of the tunnel.
Hope it's not a train.
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Saturday, December 1, 2012
The plague is for chumps
Coughing. Still coughing.
I'm really tired of coughing.
Will it ever end?
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I'm really tired of coughing.
Will it ever end?
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Friday, November 30, 2012
Hacky sack
Nighttime coughing fits
Make it hard to get my rest.
Want a do-over.
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Make it hard to get my rest.
Want a do-over.
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Thursday, November 29, 2012
Wake-up call
Thank you, fire alarm.
At least my haiku's written
At 4am. Yay.
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At least my haiku's written
At 4am. Yay.
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Wednesday, November 28, 2012
The AR team: Mary, Karen, Sharon
Busy day today.
Glad I had time to visit
Receiving room gals.
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Glad I had time to visit
Receiving room gals.
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Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Save the neck for me
Thanksgiving's over.
Officially time to watch
Christmas Vacation!
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Officially time to watch
Christmas Vacation!
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Monday, November 26, 2012
The 2nd and 3rd lines are extraneous
Jogging isn't fun
When it's dark, freezing cold, and
The sky's full of crows.
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When it's dark, freezing cold, and
The sky's full of crows.
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Sunday, November 25, 2012
I feel a tantrum coming on
Did homework all day.
Barely made a dent in it.
End of term crunch time.
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Barely made a dent in it.
End of term crunch time.
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Saturday, November 24, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
Black Friday accomplished
Didn't get trampled,
Bought a ton of Goodwill stuff.
Tamer than most years.
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Bought a ton of Goodwill stuff.
Tamer than most years.
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Thursday, November 22, 2012
Gobble gobble
Happy Thanksgiving,
And Happy Birthday to Mat!
Double Turkey Day.
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And Happy Birthday to Mat!
Double Turkey Day.
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Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Sponsored by Blime
Playing Halo 4
And crashing helicopter.
All in all, good times.
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And crashing helicopter.
All in all, good times.
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Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Mean, median, and mode
Ordinary day.
Tuesday like any other.
Nothing more to say.
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Tuesday like any other.
Nothing more to say.
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Monday, November 19, 2012
Ouch-a-Rama
All my muscles hurt.
I can't get out of my car
Without some whimpers.
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I can't get out of my car
Without some whimpers.
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Sunday, November 18, 2012
First of many
Applied for a job
That I really, really want
But will never get.
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That I really, really want
But will never get.
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Saturday, November 17, 2012
Hurts so good
Bruised up and bleeding:
Sign of good JKD class
Plus heavy bag time.
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Sign of good JKD class
Plus heavy bag time.
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Friday, November 16, 2012
I get what I deserve
Finished a paper
That's not due until Sunday.
I deserve some wine!
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That's not due until Sunday.
I deserve some wine!
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Thursday, November 15, 2012
Don't get me started
Way too much to say
In these censorship papers.
I should write a book.
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In these censorship papers.
I should write a book.
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Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Have an Absolutely Fabulous day, sweetie darling
Birthday girl Carol!
Wish I was with her right now
Drinking pinko squirrels.
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Wish I was with her right now
Drinking pinko squirrels.
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Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Senioritis
Just when I'm caught up,
More stuff is put on my list.
When will this be done?
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More stuff is put on my list.
When will this be done?
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Monday, November 12, 2012
Good thing I have two
Maybe overdid
Between JKD and jog.
Left leg doesn't work.
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Between JKD and jog.
Left leg doesn't work.
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Sunday, November 11, 2012
Will find obscure information for food
My google skills rock.
Maybe research is my thing.
Librarian win!
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Maybe research is my thing.
Librarian win!
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Saturday, November 10, 2012
Wish I had Rumpleminze
Took a nice brisk walk
To get some well-earned cocoa.
Much work done today.
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To get some well-earned cocoa.
Much work done today.
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Friday, November 9, 2012
Party like a librarian
My wild Friday night:
Homework, homework, and homework.
Try not to envy.
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Homework, homework, and homework.
Try not to envy.
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Thursday, November 8, 2012
All mighty
Lee, Willis, and Wayne.
Three of my favorite people
Share the same first name.
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Three of my favorite people
Share the same first name.
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Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Jealous much
I'm so very tired,
Yet the homework mountain's big.
I need Disney World.
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Yet the homework mountain's big.
I need Disney World.
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Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Voted early, voted often
Election Day stress.
Will the bigotry prevail
And ruin us all?
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Will the bigotry prevail
And ruin us all?
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Monday, November 5, 2012
Fall back asleep
Gets dark so early,
Feels like I should go to bed
At 6pm now.
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Feels like I should go to bed
At 6pm now.
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Sunday, November 4, 2012
In the library, everyone can hear you scream
Sunday. Library.
It seems most of the screaming
Is outside my head.
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It seems most of the screaming
Is outside my head.
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Saturday, November 3, 2012
More like strogan-on!
I like stroganoff.
It makes my tummy happy
And my face smiley.
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It makes my tummy happy
And my face smiley.
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Friday, November 2, 2012
Yes, I would like fries with that
It's a hollow day:
No matter how much I eat,
I still feel hungry.
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No matter how much I eat,
I still feel hungry.
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Thursday, November 1, 2012
Will trade praise for cash
Good couple of days
For my self esteem. Yay me!
Now get back to work.
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For my self esteem. Yay me!
Now get back to work.
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Literally.
Happy Halloween!
My costume is now complete,
But it's for the birds.
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My costume is now complete,
But it's for the birds.
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Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Proofreading query
Using a comma:
Am I the only person
Who understands this?
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Am I the only person
Who understands this?
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Monday, October 29, 2012
My own private temper tantrum
I should read school stuff
While waiting for JKD,
But I don't wanna.
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While waiting for JKD,
But I don't wanna.
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Sunday, October 28, 2012
Snot good
Phlegm, sneezing, coughing.
I'd like to breathe at some point.
Maybe tomorrow.
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I'd like to breathe at some point.
Maybe tomorrow.
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Saturday, October 27, 2012
I was the only one not wearing a cup
JKD sparring!
I think my first time went well.
Still have much to learn.
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I think my first time went well.
Still have much to learn.
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Friday, October 26, 2012
My subconscious has issues
Two drunk hillbillies
In a giant port-o-let.
Knife-fight dream. I win!
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In a giant port-o-let.
Knife-fight dream. I win!
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Thursday, October 25, 2012
Psycho kitty
Batting at my face
At 3am while I sleep:
Starting to get old.
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At 3am while I sleep:
Starting to get old.
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Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Little Zachary
Is 21 now. Good god.
How did that happen?
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Is 21 now. Good god.
How did that happen?
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Three heads are dumber than one
I like my classes,
Except for one small nuisance:
Group projects are crap.
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Except for one small nuisance:
Group projects are crap.
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Monday, October 22, 2012
But I'm not sleepy Now
Long day tomorrow.
Work, volunteer, school meeting.
I should get some sleep.
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Work, volunteer, school meeting.
I should get some sleep.
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Sunday, October 21, 2012
No wire coat hangers!
Goodwill therapy,
Azteca, and some cleaning.
Happy birthday, Mom!
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Azteca, and some cleaning.
Happy birthday, Mom!
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Saturday, October 20, 2012
Mat's Iron Man, Todd's Hulk, and Pascual is everyone else
Having shawarma
With my fellow Avengers.
I am Thor, of course.
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With my fellow Avengers.
I am Thor, of course.
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Friday, October 19, 2012
It can't be unseen
Thank you, Mental Floss,
For sharing the awful show:
Heil Honey I'm Home.
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For sharing the awful show:
Heil Honey I'm Home.
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Thursday, October 18, 2012
Upstairs, downstairs, rinse, repeat
Why do I always
Leave my place without the thing
I most need to bring?
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Leave my place without the thing
I most need to bring?
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Dread lock
Vague feeling of dread.
Don't know what's nagging at me.
I'd like it to stop.
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Don't know what's nagging at me.
I'd like it to stop.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2012
37 years later...
What happened to me?
I have dresses and cute shoes.
Girly-girl disease!
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I have dresses and cute shoes.
Girly-girl disease!
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Monday, October 15, 2012
I hope Crash is just a metaphor
Creativity
Crash course begins on Wednesday.
What's one more class, right?
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Crash course begins on Wednesday.
What's one more class, right?
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Sunday, October 14, 2012
Can I help you find the 649s?
Screaming fat toddler:
Bribe with candy. Scream. Repeat.
Awesome parenting.
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Bribe with candy. Scream. Repeat.
Awesome parenting.
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Saturday, October 13, 2012
Craft stores have failed me
Had costume setbacks.
Now I have a whole new plan.
Taking easy road.
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Now I have a whole new plan.
Taking easy road.
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Friday, October 12, 2012
It's more of a Tuesday
Today is Friday?
This week has been all mixed up
And out of order.
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This week has been all mixed up
And out of order.
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Thursday, October 11, 2012
Goodwill hunting
Halloween costume:
I have the idea, but
Can I find the stuff?
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I have the idea, but
Can I find the stuff?
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Wednesday, October 10, 2012
TMI?
Tummy is angry.
Feels like it's staging a coup.
Hope we all survive.
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Feels like it's staging a coup.
Hope we all survive.
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Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Aye carumba
Tuesday taco night
With refreshing Bud Light Lime.
Better than homework.
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With refreshing Bud Light Lime.
Better than homework.
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Monday, October 8, 2012
Lamest. Superpower. Ever.
One thing I'm good at:
Getting jobs that pay nothing.
Not really helpful.
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Getting jobs that pay nothing.
Not really helpful.
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Sunday, October 7, 2012
Re-Snooze
Why is it so hard
To get out of bed on days
With so much to do?
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To get out of bed on days
With so much to do?
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Saturday, October 6, 2012
Thanks, Mommie Dearest!
Full day of shopping
With my mom and my sister.
Now I can suit up!
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With my mom and my sister.
Now I can suit up!
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Friday, October 5, 2012
My So-Called Life
Eating carrot sticks,
Reading a book with my cat.
My wild Friday night.
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Reading a book with my cat.
My wild Friday night.
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Thursday, October 4, 2012
Twilight Zone Municipal Library
Is there a full moon?
The least weird thing that happened
Was my flash nose-bleed.
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The least weird thing that happened
Was my flash nose-bleed.
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Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Booze is its own reward
Schnappy cocoa, Chuck,
And beanbag, after a fun,
Tough JKD class.
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And beanbag, after a fun,
Tough JKD class.
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Tuesday, October 2, 2012
A break from the monotony
Photo shoot today:
Got to play librarian.
I want more of that.
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Got to play librarian.
I want more of that.
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Monday, October 1, 2012
And also for some time after
Eyebrow threading done.
Shockingly painful at first,
And then 'til it's done.
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Shockingly painful at first,
And then 'til it's done.
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Sunday, September 30, 2012
Are there libraries in Siberia?
Scared to graduate
And have to find a real job.
Relocation fears.
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And have to find a real job.
Relocation fears.
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Saturday, September 29, 2012
Sometimes age brings wisdom
Happy birthday, Stac.
(That's pronounced like Stase, not Stack.)
My older sister.
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(That's pronounced like Stase, not Stack.)
My older sister.
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Friday, September 28, 2012
Must apply alcohol
My legs are itchy.
It's driving me bonkerville.
Out! Out, damn chiggers!
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It's driving me bonkerville.
Out! Out, damn chiggers!
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Thursday, September 27, 2012
I hope it's not lonely in there
Thought of a haiku,
But I didn't write it down.
It's lost in my brain.
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But I didn't write it down.
It's lost in my brain.
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Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Big game hunter
Buffalo jerky
Is my cat's new favorite food.
Even beats pizza.
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Is my cat's new favorite food.
Even beats pizza.
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Variation on a theme
Healthy, convenient,
And affordable: Pick two.
That's why eating sucks.
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And affordable: Pick two.
That's why eating sucks.
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Monday, September 24, 2012
Stab stab stab
Work makes me cranky.
So does doing my homework.
I like to hit though.
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So does doing my homework.
I like to hit though.
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Sunday, September 23, 2012
If only I could get rid of this headache
My perfect grilled cheese
And Warhol tomato soup
In my nice clean place.
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And Warhol tomato soup
In my nice clean place.
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Saturday, September 22, 2012
Can I graduate yet?
Good weekend so far.
Unfortunately, I will
Have to do homework.
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Unfortunately, I will
Have to do homework.
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Friday, September 21, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
I should have impending visitors more often
I have taken back
Control of my apartment.
It almost sparkles!
Control of my apartment.
It almost sparkles!
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Phoned in
Time for a haiku.
Wonder what to write about?
Hm. Problem solved.
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Wonder what to write about?
Hm. Problem solved.
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Seriously, who would vote for this guy?
The Romney campaign:
It has to be a joke, right?
Where's Candid Camera?
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It has to be a joke, right?
Where's Candid Camera?
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Monday, September 17, 2012
Attention and salutations in JKDland
Handah. Solduhan.
Yeebay. Geen-lai. Swadika.*
I taught the salute!
*spelled phonetically because I've never seen these words written down.
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Yeebay. Geen-lai. Swadika.*
I taught the salute!
*spelled phonetically because I've never seen these words written down.
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Sunday, September 16, 2012
Sorry, humans
Oh, teppanyaki.
You just never let me down.
Let's be best friends, k?
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You just never let me down.
Let's be best friends, k?
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Saturday, September 15, 2012
Tiny fists of fury
Awesome kids' belt test.
So proud of all those young'uns
Breaking boards and such.
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So proud of all those young'uns
Breaking boards and such.
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Friday, September 14, 2012
But why is the Batman gone?
Saw Dark Knight Rises.
Very emotional time.
Already miss him.
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Very emotional time.
Already miss him.
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Thursday, September 13, 2012
I got ripped off
Fortune cookies lie.
My 'super lucky star day'
Did not happen. Lame.
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My 'super lucky star day'
Did not happen. Lame.
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Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Guinness just isn't pulling her weight
I need a minion
Who'll make my apartment clean
And keep it that way.
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Who'll make my apartment clean
And keep it that way.
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Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Countdown to Awesome
T minus 10 days:
Slumber party with Carol!
It's been way too long.
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Slumber party with Carol!
It's been way too long.
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Monday, September 10, 2012
Ouch-a-Rama
Woke up with headache.
Impervious to Advil.
Think I'll go to bed.
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Impervious to Advil.
Think I'll go to bed.
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Sunday, September 9, 2012
Exercise has too many syllables
Temper tantrum time.
Don't wanna cook, clean, learn, work.
Wanna kick and pout.
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Don't wanna cook, clean, learn, work.
Wanna kick and pout.
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Saturday, September 8, 2012
Cider shouldn't taste like feet
Cider fest was lame,
But Paddy Coyne's after helped.
So will killing zombs.
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But Paddy Coyne's after helped.
So will killing zombs.
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Friday, September 7, 2012
Temporary Inanity
I'm struggling this term.
Can't find motivation or
A desire to learn.
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Can't find motivation or
A desire to learn.
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Thursday, September 6, 2012
Praise cheeses
Velveeta tastes good
When it's mixed with Rotel and
Shoveled in my mouth.
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When it's mixed with Rotel and
Shoveled in my mouth.
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Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Two sticks, no coordination
Hello, JKD.
As was very clear tonight,
It's been a long time.
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As was very clear tonight,
It's been a long time.
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Tuesday, September 4, 2012
No sorts to be found here
Tired, but not sleepy.
Bored, but have a ton to do.
Something just feels off.
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Bored, but have a ton to do.
Something just feels off.
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Monday, September 3, 2012
I'll need lots of Redbull
Time to start planning
My next costume adventure:
Steampunk Valkyrie!
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My next costume adventure:
Steampunk Valkyrie!
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Sunday, September 2, 2012
This homework won't just do itself, you know
Exhausting weekend.
Though I had many good times,
I'm glad to be home.
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Though I had many good times,
I'm glad to be home.
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Saturday, September 1, 2012
Wheaton!!
D&D game rocked.
Mat's creations were famous.
Didn't meet Wil though.
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Mat's creations were famous.
Didn't meet Wil though.
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Friday, August 31, 2012
Bazinga!
I saw Wil Wheaton
And now Todd Kerplunks on stage.
Normal Friday night.
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And now Todd Kerplunks on stage.
Normal Friday night.
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Thursday, August 30, 2012
Almost human
Coming off of a
Caffeine/energy drink high.
Slept 21 hours.
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Caffeine/energy drink high.
Slept 21 hours.
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Where's my Most Valuable Minion medal?
The month of crazy
Culminates in all-nighter.
My work here is done.
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Culminates in all-nighter.
My work here is done.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Shiny Firefly reference
Hey, Malcolm Reynolds.
You can't take the sky from me,
But will trade for sleep.
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You can't take the sky from me,
But will trade for sleep.
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Monday, August 27, 2012
Must install toothpicks
Sitting down's no good.
Eyeballs try to fall asleep.
How to get stuff done?
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Eyeballs try to fall asleep.
How to get stuff done?
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Sunday, August 26, 2012
YoSaffBridge
Gluing a billion
Tiny tiles. Made bearable
With Firefly and Blime.
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Tiny tiles. Made bearable
With Firefly and Blime.
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Saturday, August 25, 2012
No complaints here
I'm still not used to
Seeing vodka in Walgreens
And the hardware store.
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Seeing vodka in Walgreens
And the hardware store.
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Friday, August 24, 2012
Those aren't pillows
Sleep deprivation
Makes me want to head-butt things.
Like, people, mainly.
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Makes me want to head-butt things.
Like, people, mainly.
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Thursday, August 23, 2012
Maybe next month I can sleep
Come on, September.
While August has been much fun,
It's killing me too.
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While August has been much fun,
It's killing me too.
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Wednesday, August 22, 2012
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Ren Faire songs, get out.
My brain can't take any more
Of your salty tunes.
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My brain can't take any more
Of your salty tunes.
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Tuesday, August 21, 2012
That rules out sugar daddies as an income source
I am not a flirt.
Never was. Just can't do it.
And I'm fine with that.
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Never was. Just can't do it.
And I'm fine with that.
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Monday, August 20, 2012
Dedication
Bonus haiku now
To make up for yesterday.
Isn't it super?
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To make up for yesterday.
Isn't it super?
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M.I.A. (Missing In Ale House)
Yesterday's haiku
Got lost at Renaissance Faire.
My apologies.
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Got lost at Renaissance Faire.
My apologies.
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Saturday, August 18, 2012
Thank you, Todd Todd the Food Provider
Most excellent day.
The ale house wasn't boiling,
And now baked taters.
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The ale house wasn't boiling,
And now baked taters.
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Friday, August 17, 2012
The weekend will either be very long or very short
Ren Faire part 3 starts.
Already dehydrated
And sleep deprived. Whee!
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Already dehydrated
And sleep deprived. Whee!
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Thursday, August 16, 2012
78 years ago
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
It suddenly makes sense
Maybe my purpose
Is helping others pursue
Their creative dreams.
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Is helping others pursue
Their creative dreams.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Someday I'll be as good at work as I am at school
Marketing report:
"Professional consultant"
Quality level.
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"Professional consultant"
Quality level.
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Monday, August 13, 2012
5 semesters down, 2 to go
One week off from school
Before fall semester starts.
Would like more time off.
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Before fall semester starts.
Would like more time off.
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Sunday, August 12, 2012
Modern plumbing feels so good
Saturday, August 11, 2012
My ears are bleeding and laughing
Ren Faire-aoke.
Pirates doing the Time Warp.
Wenches doing Queen.
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Pirates doing the Time Warp.
Wenches doing Queen.
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Friday, August 10, 2012
Drinketh thou?
Cider, outhouses.
Must be Renaissance Faire.
Huzzah! More cider!
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Must be Renaissance Faire.
Huzzah! More cider!
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Thursday, August 9, 2012
[insert corny joke here]
Yum: Corn on the cob
Rubbed with sesame oil and
Grilled on George Foreman.
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Rubbed with sesame oil and
Grilled on George Foreman.
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Wednesday, August 8, 2012
When did I turn into Danny Glover?
When will I ever
Not be exhausted again?
I'm too old for this.
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Not be exhausted again?
I'm too old for this.
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Tuesday, August 7, 2012
I can almost smell the freedom
I am so ready
For this semester to end.
Just a few more days.
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For this semester to end.
Just a few more days.
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Monday, August 6, 2012
Nothing a month in the tropics wouldn't cure
Exhausted today.
The weekend caught up to me.
I'm too tired to eat.
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The weekend caught up to me.
I'm too tired to eat.
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Sunday, August 5, 2012
Bartending Old-School
A/C feels so good.
In my car after Ren Faire.
Can't wait for Friday.
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In my car after Ren Faire.
Can't wait for Friday.
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Saturday, August 4, 2012
The K in Zombie 5K stands for Krap
Zombie run beat us.
Mat flew and sprained his ankle.
Very muddy day.
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Mat flew and sprained his ankle.
Very muddy day.
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Friday, August 3, 2012
Brains! Huzzah!
Packed weekend ahead.
Eluding zombies first, then
Serving ale and mead.
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Eluding zombies first, then
Serving ale and mead.
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Thursday, August 2, 2012
It looks better up close
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Move along, nothing to see here
Here is my haiku.
Time to get back to finals.
Thanks for tuning in.
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Time to get back to finals.
Thanks for tuning in.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Will trade character for cash
Rejection's useful.
Builds strength and character.
But enough's enough.
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Builds strength and character.
But enough's enough.
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Monday, July 30, 2012
Overload
It's all just too much
Can't care about everything
Something has to go
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Can't care about everything
Something has to go
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Sunday, July 29, 2012
Burnout imminent
Back on the mainland,
Working on final projects.
I want to be done.
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Working on final projects.
I want to be done.
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Saturday, July 28, 2012
Bananas for penance
Left Boris at home.
He would've loved Fort Casey.
I'm in big trouble.
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He would've loved Fort Casey.
I'm in big trouble.
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Friday, July 27, 2012
Could be worse
Ferry waiting line
Is obscenely long today.
Still, not doing homework.
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Is obscenely long today.
Still, not doing homework.
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Thursday, July 26, 2012
Sure sure
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
I swear it will be done
Semester crunch time.
Retreating to my cave now
With tons of caffeine.
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Retreating to my cave now
With tons of caffeine.
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012
My forks are inadequate
"Fork-split" English muffin:
I do not think that word means
What you think it means.
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I do not think that word means
What you think it means.
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Monday, July 23, 2012
Runner's high my arse
Best part of the jog:
Knowing I have two more days
Until the next jog.
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Knowing I have two more days
Until the next jog.
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Sunday, July 22, 2012
Breather
Night off from homework.
Watching episodes of Bones.
Saving sanity.
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Watching episodes of Bones.
Saving sanity.
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Saturday, July 21, 2012
Sake to me
Oh, teppanyaki.
I've missed you so much, my friend,
These long, hungry months.
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I've missed you so much, my friend,
These long, hungry months.
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Friday, July 20, 2012
Weak end
Not looking forward
To working all weekend. But
Maybe it'll rain.
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To working all weekend. But
Maybe it'll rain.
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Thursday, July 19, 2012
Quiet
I'm an introvert.
I like lots of time alone.
Nothing wrong with that.
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I like lots of time alone.
Nothing wrong with that.
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Moving' on up
Got a job today.
Grad school journal editor.
Too bad it's unpaid.
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Grad school journal editor.
Too bad it's unpaid.
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Time for a margarita?
My assignment's done.
I'm sick of looking at it,
Which is close enough.
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I'm sick of looking at it,
Which is close enough.
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Monday, July 16, 2012
Now with fewer lumps
An old dress fits me!
Now I just need to find a
Place to wear a dress.
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Now I just need to find a
Place to wear a dress.
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Sunday, July 15, 2012
Or maybe cheese
How wrong would it be
To drown all my frustrations
In strong alcohol?
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To drown all my frustrations
In strong alcohol?
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Saturday, July 14, 2012
4 wheels good, 2 wheels ba-a-ad
Datsun full of sheep
Rolling down I-5 today.
Many puns ensued.
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Rolling down I-5 today.
Many puns ensued.
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Friday, July 13, 2012
Fine, why do you ask?
Grumpy day today.
No particular reason.
Just in a bad mood.
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No particular reason.
Just in a bad mood.
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Thursday, July 12, 2012
C25Krap
Must go to bed soon
If I'm to get up early
And run like a fool.
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If I'm to get up early
And run like a fool.
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Like Ghost, but with less nakedness
Pottery is fun!
In a few weeks I'll pick up
Three very odd bowls.
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In a few weeks I'll pick up
Three very odd bowls.
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Tuesday, July 10, 2012
But I do sound like Marge
Almost feel human.
I can breathe through my nose, and
Talking doesn't hurt.
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I can breathe through my nose, and
Talking doesn't hurt.
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Monday, July 9, 2012
I got your darlin' right here
Listen, ice cream truck.
Stop playing "Clementine" or
I'll chain punch your face.
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Stop playing "Clementine" or
I'll chain punch your face.
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Sunday, July 8, 2012
Breathing would be nice
No voice. Full of phlegm.
Allergies or wicked cold?
Either way, meds fail.
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Allergies or wicked cold?
Either way, meds fail.
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Saturday, July 7, 2012
Zoom.
Party at the Todd's.
Happy America Day, guys.
I'm the bartender.
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Happy America Day, guys.
I'm the bartender.
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Friday, July 6, 2012
Summer has arrived – don't blink
Seattle is best
While enjoying sunshine and
Patio seating.
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While enjoying sunshine and
Patio seating.
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Thursday, July 5, 2012
Only optimists are disappointed
Applied for two jobs.
Both would have some pros and cons.
Won't get either one.
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Both would have some pros and cons.
Won't get either one.
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Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Only Republicans are Disappointed
Much to celebrate:
Rights, freedoms, equality,
And Obamacare.
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Rights, freedoms, equality,
And Obamacare.
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Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Nada. Zip. Zilch.
I must get a life.
No fun fodder for haikus.
Maybe tomorrow.
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No fun fodder for haikus.
Maybe tomorrow.
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I'm shrinking!
Fit into some pants
I wrote off a year ago.
Feels pretty awesome.
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I wrote off a year ago.
Feels pretty awesome.
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Monday, July 2, 2012
Same old
Nothing to report.
Just an ordinary day.
Work, school, martial arts.
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Just an ordinary day.
Work, school, martial arts.
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Sunday, July 1, 2012
The year's half over today
Almost forgot it.
Busy Sunday, work and school.
So here's my haiku.
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Busy Sunday, work and school.
So here's my haiku.
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Saturday, June 30, 2012
Fallout Day
Productive today.
Timmy the ThinkGeek Monkey
Is nearly ready.
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Timmy the ThinkGeek Monkey
Is nearly ready.
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Friday, June 29, 2012
Free at last
Mat's last day at work.
Off to do much better things.
Though, new boss is weird.
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Off to do much better things.
Though, new boss is weird.
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Thursday, June 28, 2012
Grandmaster Funk
Oh dear god, young man.
Bathing in cologne is not
The same as bathing.
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Bathing in cologne is not
The same as bathing.
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Good mooooood food
Hello, Skinny Cow.
Two yummy thumbs up to your
Ice cream sammiches.
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Two yummy thumbs up to your
Ice cream sammiches.
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Tuesday, June 26, 2012
On-on-on-yock!
Thinking of my dad.
Writing his urn inscription.
Laughing and crying.
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Writing his urn inscription.
Laughing and crying.
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Monday, June 25, 2012
JKDelightful
Got my handbook back:
Level 6 certificate.
I passed the test! Whew!
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Level 6 certificate.
I passed the test! Whew!
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Sunday, June 24, 2012
Timmy can has jacket
Made a monkey coat
For Czarofhappiness Props.
Tiny awesomeness!
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For Czarofhappiness Props.
Tiny awesomeness!
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Saturday, June 23, 2012
Food Fight
After this ordeal,
Food and me have come to have
An understanding.
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Food and me have come to have
An understanding.
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Friday, June 22, 2012
This cloud has a buttery lining
All-day homework fest.
Grueling and lame, but my treat:
Microwave popcorn!
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Grueling and lame, but my treat:
Microwave popcorn!
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Thursday, June 21, 2012
I'll have to sit on the dashboard on the drive home
34 days sans
Cheese, popcorn, cookies, gravy,
Bacon, fries, or booze.
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Cheese, popcorn, cookies, gravy,
Bacon, fries, or booze.
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, flavor-free
Walked to Trader Joe's.
Not sure what it is I bought,
But it looks healthy.
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Not sure what it is I bought,
But it looks healthy.
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Tuesday, June 19, 2012
My homework will keep me company
Becoming hermit
For remaining food jail days.
Will emerge Friday.
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For remaining food jail days.
Will emerge Friday.
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Monday, June 18, 2012
Discomfort food
I'm so sick of food.
If I can't eat what I want,
I'd rather not eat.
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If I can't eat what I want,
I'd rather not eat.
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Sunday, June 17, 2012
Big Mel
Happy Fathers' Day.
My dad's been gone 18 years
And I still miss him.
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My dad's been gone 18 years
And I still miss him.
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Saturday, June 16, 2012
No excuse.
So disappointed
With my JKD eval.
Should have done better.
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With my JKD eval.
Should have done better.
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Friday, June 15, 2012
A cheeseless existence is hardly worth living
Carb-loaded for test.
Pasta was so good, but I
Missed the mizithra.
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Pasta was so good, but I
Missed the mizithra.
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Thursday, June 14, 2012
Shhhh! (it)
Do parents not teach
Their children about indoor
Voices anymore?
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Their children about indoor
Voices anymore?
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012
It's not a tooma
Sick of the headaches.
Stress of JKD test? School?
Lack of cheesy fries?
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Stress of JKD test? School?
Lack of cheesy fries?
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Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Literacy is overrated
So much stuff to read,
And semester's just begun.
My eyes might fall out.
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And semester's just begun.
My eyes might fall out.
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Monday, June 11, 2012
I canna hold her much longer, cap'n!
Not a big bread fan,
But I'd shank you for some now.
Sourdough. Butter. Want.
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But I'd shank you for some now.
Sourdough. Butter. Want.
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Sunday, June 10, 2012
The S Word
Socialism is:
Roads, schools, police, libraries.
Don't be dumb, people.
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Roads, schools, police, libraries.
Don't be dumb, people.
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Saturday, June 9, 2012
My wish list
I would like bacon
Dipped in melted Velveeta.
Then tiramisu.
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Dipped in melted Velveeta.
Then tiramisu.
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Friday, June 8, 2012
Null
Got nothing to say.
Uneventful day today.
Thus ends the haiku.
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Uneventful day today.
Thus ends the haiku.
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Thursday, June 7, 2012
Sniff sniff
Free cupcakes at work
Looking delightfully sweet.
Guess I'll just smell them.
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Looking delightfully sweet.
Guess I'll just smell them.
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Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Sandwich making: 641.84
Found some bologna
In the 300s today.
Not where it belongs.
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In the 300s today.
Not where it belongs.
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Absence makes the mouth grow fonder
Hello, potato.
You're even more delicious
Than I remembered.
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You're even more delicious
Than I remembered.
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Monday, June 4, 2012
Out with the old, in with the potatoes
Last day of food cleanse.
First day of new semester.
Tomorrow will rock.
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First day of new semester.
Tomorrow will rock.
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Sunday, June 3, 2012
Facebook Check-In-Aholics - seek help
Thank you for sharing
Every single time you go
Outside your front door.
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Every single time you go
Outside your front door.
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Saturday, June 2, 2012
I should call myself Ass-Kick
Stick sparring today!
Lots of sweating, lots of fun,
Lots of new bruises.
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Lots of sweating, lots of fun,
Lots of new bruises.
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Friday, June 1, 2012
Deja Vu
Shopping at Goodwill,
Saw some stuff I donated.
Still don't want that crap.
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Saw some stuff I donated.
Still don't want that crap.
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Thursday, May 31, 2012
Probably not considered a full-time job
Made a book display
For the library today.
I want to do more.
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For the library today.
I want to do more.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2012
But why is the cheese gone?
I want to break free.
Like in that Queen song, but food.
12 of 17.
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Like in that Queen song, but food.
12 of 17.
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Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Let's bust some punks
The Good Guys: Great show.
So sad it only lasted
One season. Sniffle.
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So sad it only lasted
One season. Sniffle.
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Monday, May 28, 2012
Crafts(wo)man
Shop assembly day:
Drill press, table saw, scroll saw,
And storage cabinet.
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Drill press, table saw, scroll saw,
And storage cabinet.
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Sunday, May 27, 2012
Sew much to do
Suddenly obsessed
With Renaissance Faire costumes.
Much to consider!
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With Renaissance Faire costumes.
Much to consider!
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Saturday, May 26, 2012
Packratism hurts
Storage unit purge.
Three van loads to Goodwill. Plus
A bazillion books.
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Three van loads to Goodwill. Plus
A bazillion books.
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Friday, May 25, 2012
Genghis Khan Dude
Mongolian grill:
Restricted diet loves you.
I'll be back real soon.
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Restricted diet loves you.
I'll be back real soon.
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Thursday, May 24, 2012
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Interests compete:
Food / school. Want time to speed up,
But also slow down.
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Food / school. Want time to speed up,
But also slow down.
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Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
I've made peace with cheese.
Don't crave sugar anymore.
But oh! Potatoes!
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Don't crave sugar anymore.
But oh! Potatoes!
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Tuesday, May 22, 2012
All food and no play
Planning food. Buying
Food. Cooking food. Eating food.
Cleaning. That's my day.
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Food. Cooking food. Eating food.
Cleaning. That's my day.
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Monday, May 21, 2012
One Brontoburger, please
Eating like caveman
Make Melleny so violent.
Understand Bam-Bam.
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Make Melleny so violent.
Understand Bam-Bam.
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Sunday, May 20, 2012
Sharp cheddar wishes and Parmesan dreams
Seriously, folks.
Scandinavians need cheese.
15 days to go.
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Scandinavians need cheese.
15 days to go.
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Saturday, May 19, 2012
I already miss cheese.
I survived Day 1.
Full of chicken and veggies.
16 days to go.
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Full of chicken and veggies.
16 days to go.
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Friday, May 18, 2012
Drawn butter is a food group, right?
17-day cleanse
Starts tomorrow. So, tonight:
Naughty Red Lobster.
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Starts tomorrow. So, tonight:
Naughty Red Lobster.
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Thursday, May 17, 2012
Inspired by Episode 16 of The Good Guys
Throwing out the meds
That expired in '03
Frees up lots of space.
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That expired in '03
Frees up lots of space.
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012
TMI
Hey, guy at Subway.
I so didn't need to know
About your testes.
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I so didn't need to know
About your testes.
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Tuesday, May 15, 2012
I know there's a floor around here somewhere
Organization:
Hard to achieve after months
Of shameful neglect.
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Hard to achieve after months
Of shameful neglect.
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Monday, May 14, 2012
Day of Nothing
Bring on tomorrow!
Not a thing on my schedule.
First time in ages.
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Not a thing on my schedule.
First time in ages.
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Sunday, May 13, 2012
Yo Momma
Happy Mothers' Day.
No disrespect intended,
But mine is the best.
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No disrespect intended,
But mine is the best.
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Saturday, May 12, 2012
Eyes on the Prize
Two classes down now.
All that's left is writing tons.
Margarita soon.
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All that's left is writing tons.
Margarita soon.
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Friday, May 11, 2012
Terra Blizzard
Oh, fearsome poodle
Barking at the big bad air
And trembling with...rage.
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Barking at the big bad air
And trembling with...rage.
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Thursday, May 10, 2012
Big bada boom
Schoolwork's killing me.
May not survive the weekend.
My head's gonna splode.
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May not survive the weekend.
My head's gonna splode.
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Homophobia is gay
Proud of Obama
Making history again
By being human.
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Making history again
By being human.
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Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Slow thinkers keep right
Logic is so hard
For certain people to grasp.
It explains Fox News.
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For certain people to grasp.
It explains Fox News.
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Monday, May 7, 2012
Runner's Low
Running in the sun
Wiped me out for the whole day.
Fitness is for chumps.
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Wiped me out for the whole day.
Fitness is for chumps.
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Sunday, May 6, 2012
Terra Bulldancer
Dancing with poodle
Until my moves freak her out.
But I dance so good!
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Until my moves freak her out.
But I dance so good!
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Saturday, May 5, 2012
Also, karaoke
Cinco de Mayo.
Fireman margaritas and
Knife throwing. Puppies!
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Fireman margaritas and
Knife throwing. Puppies!
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Friday, May 4, 2012
All the superheroes live in the city
Avengers tonight!
I can't wait to see my Thor
Kick ass with meow-meow.
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I can't wait to see my Thor
Kick ass with meow-meow.
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Thursday, May 3, 2012
Calgon?
Need a vacation.
Somewhere tropical, lazy,
Full of boozy drinks.
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Somewhere tropical, lazy,
Full of boozy drinks.
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Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Eschew Obfuscation
Everything's murky.
I envy the certainty
That some people have.
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I envy the certainty
That some people have.
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012
T minus 14 days
The home stretch is long.
Don't know if I can make it
Until May 15th.
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Don't know if I can make it
Until May 15th.
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Monday, April 30, 2012
There's no app for that
Eating's a hassle.
Buying groceries, cooking meals,
Washing dishes. Ugh.
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Buying groceries, cooking meals,
Washing dishes. Ugh.
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Sunday, April 29, 2012
Report from Minion
Czar of Happiness
Had quite a big day today.
The band saw is GO!
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Had quite a big day today.
The band saw is GO!
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Saturday, April 28, 2012
(10-Year Old) Girl Power
Three hours of classes,
Horse stance, test, broke 8 boards:
Aislind's my hero.
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Horse stance, test, broke 8 boards:
Aislind's my hero.
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Friday, April 27, 2012
If bacon's wrong, I don't wanna be right
I was good today.
Except for the BLT.
But I deserved that.
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Except for the BLT.
But I deserved that.
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Thursday, April 26, 2012
Coincidence?
Smell of hot dog burps
Is following me. So is
Icky coworker.
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Is following me. So is
Icky coworker.
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Bottleneck
Life is just too short.
Places I'll never go, and
Things I'll never do.
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Places I'll never go, and
Things I'll never do.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Here we go again
End of semester
Homework's starting to crush me.
Time to buckle down!
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Homework's starting to crush me.
Time to buckle down!
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Monday, April 23, 2012
I Ran
This C25K
Seems to get harder each time.
Isn't that backwards?
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Seems to get harder each time.
Isn't that backwards?
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Sunday, April 22, 2012
And the tetanus is free
I spent six dollars
At the sweet Goodwill outlet
For twelve pounds of crap.
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At the sweet Goodwill outlet
For twelve pounds of crap.
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Saturday, April 21, 2012
Mushrooms and peppers and beef, oh my!
Missing fingerprints.
Shishkabobs are dangerous.
But they taste yummy.
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Shishkabobs are dangerous.
But they taste yummy.
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Friday, April 20, 2012
Come out to the coast, we'll get together
I love Bruce Willis,
Korben Dallas, John McClane,
Addison, and Cole.
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Korben Dallas, John McClane,
Addison, and Cole.
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Thursday, April 19, 2012
Librarianating
WLA
Conference Day One was awesome:
Nancy Pearl; free stuff.
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Conference Day One was awesome:
Nancy Pearl; free stuff.
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Wednesday, April 18, 2012
It's not just good, it's good enough
Obligatory
Haiku for today. Enjoy.
No need to thank me.
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Haiku for today. Enjoy.
No need to thank me.
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Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Stabtacular
Crappy mood today.
You got a problem with that?
I didn't think so.
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You got a problem with that?
I didn't think so.
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Monday, April 16, 2012
An Evening of Enchantment
Dinner. Luigi.
Karol. Bruschetta. New friends.
Wine. Grappa. Hot dog.
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Karol. Bruschetta. New friends.
Wine. Grappa. Hot dog.
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Sunday, April 15, 2012
Steampunk Librarian?
Steampunk on the brain.
I need costume ideas.
SteamCon: 6 months out.
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I need costume ideas.
SteamCon: 6 months out.
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Saturday, April 14, 2012
SQL XML DTD ZZZ
Database lecture
Has put me in a coma.
Haiku in my sleep.
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Has put me in a coma.
Haiku in my sleep.
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Friday, April 13, 2012
Terra Fyde
Dogsitting is fun
With the most nervous poodle
In the universe.
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With the most nervous poodle
In the universe.
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Thursday, April 12, 2012
The meek shall inherit nothing but frustration
Annoying life fact:
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Polite wheels get screwed.
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Polite wheels get screwed.
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Outing
Bar: 9 Pound Hammer.
Drinks: Salty dog and cosmo.
Now: Time to go home.
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Drinks: Salty dog and cosmo.
Now: Time to go home.
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Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Literature Reviews Suck and Blow
How can something with
"Literature" in its name
Be so horrible?
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"Literature" in its name
Be so horrible?
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Monday, April 9, 2012
In a class by myself
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Thanks, Todd!
Better late than never
Missed a haiku day.
Sakura-Con ate my day.
And my energy.
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Sakura-Con ate my day.
And my energy.
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Friday, April 6, 2012
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Present tense, past perfect
I hate exercise,
But love having exercised.
Same goes for writing.
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But love having exercised.
Same goes for writing.
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Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Sometimes It's Okay to Simplify
And then, just like that,
I have crossed off the Thesis.
Easy road for me.
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I have crossed off the Thesis.
Easy road for me.
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Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Mental teeter-totter
Filled with Thesis doubt.
Maybe I'm not up for this.
Take the easy road?
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Maybe I'm not up for this.
Take the easy road?
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Monday, April 2, 2012
Treasure hunt
Had lunch with my mom,
Then explored Goodwill Outlet.
Bought crap by the pound!
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Then explored Goodwill Outlet.
Bought crap by the pound!
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Sunday, April 1, 2012
Null
My brain is empty.
There are no haikus in it.
Maybe tomorrow.
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There are no haikus in it.
Maybe tomorrow.
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Saturday, March 31, 2012
Eat Dirt, Sucker
Puter Kapala:
Throw someone down to the ground
With a push and twist.
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Throw someone down to the ground
With a push and twist.
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Friday, March 30, 2012
Someday
Mom retired today.
I hope to have a career
From which to retire.
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I hope to have a career
From which to retire.
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Thursday, March 29, 2012
The Cat, Not the Beer
Guinness is the best.
Plays with strings all by herself.
Doesn't need my help.
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Plays with strings all by herself.
Doesn't need my help.
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Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Alternative medicine
I'm fairly certain
The cure for all that ails me
Is in Hawaii.
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The cure for all that ails me
Is in Hawaii.
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Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Feed a Fever, Feed a Cold
Welcome to Illville.
Take off your shoes and relax
And have a lozenge.
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Take off your shoes and relax
And have a lozenge.
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Monday, March 26, 2012
I Be Illin'
Got sick for Spring Break.
Stupid germs pouncing on me,
Ruining my fun.
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Stupid germs pouncing on me,
Ruining my fun.
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It Happens
Yesterday's haiku?
It got lost in the shuffle.
It's here now, just late.
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It got lost in the shuffle.
It's here now, just late.
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Saturday, March 24, 2012
Happy Day to Me
My birthday haiku
On my awesome new iPad
What a superb day!
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On my awesome new iPad
What a superb day!
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Friday, March 23, 2012
The last day I can quote Aunt Jackie
36 years old
Flabby arm, pelican neck
All my plants are dead
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Flabby arm, pelican neck
All my plants are dead
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Thursday, March 22, 2012
Sometimes song lyrics get stuck in my head, 12 syllables at a time
I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
(Bon Jovi haiku)
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These five words I swear to you
(Bon Jovi haiku)
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Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Breathing room
I still have homework
But nothing's due for a week.
Viva la spring break!
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But nothing's due for a week.
Viva la spring break!
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Tuesday, March 20, 2012
I'm almost out of words
Writing a paper,
A very big, big paper,
All the livelong day.
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A very big, big paper,
All the livelong day.
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Monday, March 19, 2012
Runners are High
Runners are liars.
There's no high, except knowing
That the run will end.
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There's no high, except knowing
That the run will end.
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Saturday, March 17, 2012
Shamrocks are better than real rocks
Corned beef and cabbage
Plus booze and friends and more booze
This holiday rocks
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Plus booze and friends and more booze
This holiday rocks
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Friday, March 16, 2012
Blimey
Hello, Bud Light Lime
You're tasty on a Friday.
Or, well, any day.
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You're tasty on a Friday.
Or, well, any day.
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Thursday, March 15, 2012
Maybe I should eat more
I found the drawback
Of a life without belt loops.
Pants keep falling down.
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Of a life without belt loops.
Pants keep falling down.
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
I like pi
Won a scholarship,
Small but still very awesome.
Happy Pi Day, me!
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Small but still very awesome.
Happy Pi Day, me!
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Ode to a Database Design Lecture
Dying of boredom
It's totally possible
I choose cremation
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It's totally possible
I choose cremation
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Monday, March 12, 2012
Not my best day in JKD
Flailing arms and legs
And knives and sticks and body.
Coordination.
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And knives and sticks and body.
Coordination.
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Sunday, March 11, 2012
Citizenship is Job 1
Helped a girl today
Returned her missing items
Glad she wasn't killed.
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Returned her missing items
Glad she wasn't killed.
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Saturday, March 10, 2012
Double double toil and trouble
Two things I don't like:
Big headaches and group projects.
Both make me stabby.
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Big headaches and group projects.
Both make me stabby.
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Friday, March 9, 2012
OmNomNom
Food makes me happy.
Especially Outback steak.
Eating my feelings.
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Especially Outback steak.
Eating my feelings.
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Thursday, March 8, 2012
Crappy day at the library
Hey, dirty diaper.
What'cha doin' over here
In the teen section?
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What'cha doin' over here
In the teen section?
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Wednesday, March 7, 2012
I like degs
Service dogs only?
I'd rather shop where the rule's
Service kids only.
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I'd rather shop where the rule's
Service kids only.
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Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Yum-o-Rama of the Sea
Dear sweet Red Lobster,
I love eating your crab legs.
And your popcorn shrimp.
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I love eating your crab legs.
And your popcorn shrimp.
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Monday, March 5, 2012
Death by Grad School
Help. Ten-page paper.
RDA metadata.
My brain is mushy.
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RDA metadata.
My brain is mushy.
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Sunday, March 4, 2012
Cat butt stamp of approval
Saturday, March 3, 2012
This much fun should be illegal
Fun Saturday night
Doing homework and homework.
Party animal.
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Doing homework and homework.
Party animal.
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Friday, March 2, 2012
Sansabelts
Belt loops are for chumps.
I've found the comfort secret:
Elastic waistband.
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I've found the comfort secret:
Elastic waistband.
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
National Craft Month
In like a lion,
Out like a lamb. Corned beef and
Birthday in between.
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Out like a lamb. Corned beef and
Birthday in between.
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Dismissed
No jury action.
Disappointed citizen.
Better luck next time.
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Disappointed citizen.
Better luck next time.
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Monday, February 27, 2012
Jury Doody
Disappointing day.
No jurification yet.
Maybe tomorrow.
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No jurification yet.
Maybe tomorrow.
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Sunday, February 26, 2012
Cinco, cinq, fünf, go, lima
Five hours - a long time
When you're pushing a book cart
Around and around.
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When you're pushing a book cart
Around and around.
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Saturday, February 25, 2012
One Inch Punch
Bruce Lee is my name.
Ass kicking is my business
And business is good.
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Ass kicking is my business
And business is good.
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Friday, February 24, 2012
Strike
My brain says, "No, thanks.
I'd rather not work today.
But thanks for asking."
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I'd rather not work today.
But thanks for asking."
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Thursday, February 23, 2012
Back in the saddle again
Re-C25K.
My ankle was A-OK.
Knees, lungs: not so much.
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My ankle was A-OK.
Knees, lungs: not so much.
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Meteorological Anomaly
The sky is on fire!
Help! Panic! Run for your lives!
Oh. It's just the sun.
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Help! Panic! Run for your lives!
Oh. It's just the sun.
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Zzzzombs
Spontaneous nap
Filled with crazy zombie dreams.
Now back to homework.
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Filled with crazy zombie dreams.
Now back to homework.
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Monday, February 20, 2012
8am Wakeup Call
Met neighbors today.
Bonded on freezing driveway.
The fire alarm works.
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Bonded on freezing driveway.
The fire alarm works.
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Sunday, February 19, 2012
Dolor de cabeza
Lazy boozy day
Was a big success. In fact,
I think I'm still drunk.
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Was a big success. In fact,
I think I'm still drunk.
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Saturday, February 18, 2012
Getting what I deserve
Lazy boozy day.
Worked extra all week for this.
Totally worth it.
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Worked extra all week for this.
Totally worth it.
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Friday, February 17, 2012
Stupid is as Jessica does
Group is dead to me
My input doesn't matter
Paggro Jess rules all
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My input doesn't matter
Paggro Jess rules all
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Thursday, February 16, 2012
Solitary Confinement
Group work's killing me
And I want to kill my group
No group work in jail
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And I want to kill my group
No group work in jail
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Maybe I'll play the violin too
Dreamed I was jogging
Without pain. That's better than
Before my sprain. Sweet!
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Without pain. That's better than
Before my sprain. Sweet!
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Wine and Catnip
My sweet Guinness cat
Snuggles and doesn't judge me.
She's my valentine.
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Snuggles and doesn't judge me.
She's my valentine.
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Monday, February 13, 2012
Footprints in the Jello
Seven elephants
Sitting on my chest right now.
Tired of feeling this.
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Sitting on my chest right now.
Tired of feeling this.
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Sunday, February 12, 2012
Today's Dream Job Idea
Disney Library:
You should hire me to work there.
Maleficent says.
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You should hire me to work there.
Maleficent says.
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Saturday, February 11, 2012
Time Heals Most Wounds
My ankle's pain-free
Most of the time. But then oops—
Stepped wrong. Ouch! Crap! Pain!
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Most of the time. But then oops—
Stepped wrong. Ouch! Crap! Pain!
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Friday, February 10, 2012
My pic-a-nic basket is ready to go
Internship app sent.
Three months, dorm life, library.
Pick me, Yellowstone!
Three months, dorm life, library.
Pick me, Yellowstone!
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Monday, February 6, 2012
Distraction, thy Name is Solitaire
I need to get back
Into the homework groove. Now.
Avoidance, be gone!
Into the homework groove. Now.
Avoidance, be gone!
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Gravity is a Harsh Mistress
I walked down the stairs,
First time since I fell down them.
This way is better.
First time since I fell down them.
This way is better.
Friday, January 27, 2012
Straight from the Clown's Mouth
Eating every day
Is sometimes just a hassle.
I want a food pill.
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Is sometimes just a hassle.
I want a food pill.
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Thursday, January 26, 2012
Sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching
Coughing and hacking.
The only time I can breathe
Is when I'm asleep.
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The only time I can breathe
Is when I'm asleep.
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Skool makes u smrt
Classes start today.
Don't want to think again yet.
Just one more month off?
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Don't want to think again yet.
Just one more month off?
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Clicking My Heels Isn't Working
Three margaritas
And I'm ready for a nap.
Stupid airport bar.
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And I'm ready for a nap.
Stupid airport bar.
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Monday, January 23, 2012
Big D, Big All, Big As
Reunion Tower,
Trolley, Chuy's, Lisa Loeb.
Busy Big D day.
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Trolley, Chuy's, Lisa Loeb.
Busy Big D day.
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Sunday, January 22, 2012
People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Ouch-a-Rama
My throbbing ankle
Is getting on my last nerve.
So tired of limping.
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Is getting on my last nerve.
So tired of limping.
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Friday, January 20, 2012
Exhibitor Crazies
Magician used me
To make foam balls multiply.
Got 5 Starbucks bucks.
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To make foam balls multiply.
Got 5 Starbucks bucks.
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Thursday, January 19, 2012
It's a Trap
Stuck at the airport.
Need to win standby contest.
The snow can bite me.
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Need to win standby contest.
The snow can bite me.
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012
It's just snow, and it happens every year
Snowpocalypse is
A very overused word.
Snowmageddon too.
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A very overused word.
Snowmageddon too.
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Monday, January 16, 2012
Heelbasa
My poor sausage foot
More green and purple each day.
But I'm limping less.
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More green and purple each day.
But I'm limping less.
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Sunday, January 15, 2012
Lying like broccoli
With a sprained ankle
I'm not very productive.
Watching lots of Fringe.
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I'm not very productive.
Watching lots of Fringe.
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Saturday, January 14, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Whik! Whik! Whik!
Shhh! Corduroy pants
Are not appropriate clothes
For the library.
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Are not appropriate clothes
For the library.
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Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Lesson Re-learned
Breathing through the mouth —
A must for library work.
How did I forget?
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Monday, January 9, 2012
Round is a Shape
Lying on my floor.
Walked and jogged like a good girl.
I can't feel my legs.
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Sunday, January 8, 2012
Seriously.
Breaks are better when
Creepy coworker is not
Staring at me. Ugh.
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Midwinter Conference Dead Ahead!
ALA comes soon.
So much to sort through and plan.
Overwhelm is me.
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So much to sort through and plan.
Overwhelm is me.
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Saturday, January 7, 2012
New Green Treasure
New Kali gear bag.
Late Christmas? Early birthday?
Either way, thanks, Mat!
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Friday, January 6, 2012
Thus spoke Harry Dresden
Discretion is the
Better part of not getting
Exsanguinated.
-Blood Rites, by Jim Butcher
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Better part of not getting
Exsanguinated.
-Blood Rites, by Jim Butcher
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Library Advice
Before returning
Movies to the library
Please remove cat pee.
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Movies to the library
Please remove cat pee.
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Thursday, January 5, 2012
Shake n' bake
Will Shakespeare wrote in
Iambic pentameter.
Harder than haiku.
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Iambic pentameter.
Harder than haiku.
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It's a Good Thing
Not making something
Every single frickin' day
Makes my day, each day.
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Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Time Paradox
The more time I have,
The less I seem to get done.
Free time leads to guilt.
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012
First day back at the library
Accosted by man
In short shorts and cowboy boots.
Spoke of photons.
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Monday, January 2, 2012
Haiku #2
Slept too late. Bad hair.
Brought wrong clothes for JKD.
It's one of those days.
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Sunday, January 1, 2012
A Very Haiku New Year
Write a new haiku
Every day in 2012...
Dare I attempt it?
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Day 368: Hasta la Vista, Old Year
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