Shiny Stretchy Stinky Strange

Library people
Are odd. Today's example:
Bedazzled sweatpants.

Rrrrusty

Back to JKD.
Wimpy kicks and double sticks.
My ankle survived.

Stabbing on Aisle 4

Shopping at WinCo
With all the screaming children
I should bring a knife

Gravity is a Harsh Mistress

I walked down the stairs,
First time since I fell down them.
This way is better.

Straight from the Clown's Mouth

Eating every day
Is sometimes just a hassle.
I want a food pill.


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Sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching

Coughing and hacking.
The only time I can breathe
Is when I'm asleep.


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Skool makes u smrt

Classes start today.
Don't want to think again yet.
Just one more month off?


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Clicking My Heels Isn't Working

Three margaritas
And I'm ready for a nap.
Stupid airport bar.


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Big D, Big All, Big As

Reunion Tower,
Trolley, Chuy's, Lisa Loeb.
Busy Big D day.


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People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Big Texas meat-fest:
Buffalo filet, ostrich,
Venison chop. Win!



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Ouch-a-Rama

My throbbing ankle
Is getting on my last nerve.
So tired of limping.


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Exhibitor Crazies

Magician used me
To make foam balls multiply.
Got 5 Starbucks bucks.


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It's a Trap

Stuck at the airport.
Need to win standby contest.
The snow can bite me.


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It's just snow, and it happens every year

Snowpocalypse is
A very overused word.
Snowmageddon too.


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Heelbasa

My poor sausage foot
More green and purple each day.
But I'm limping less.


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Lying like broccoli

With a sprained ankle
I'm not very productive.
Watching lots of Fringe.


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Funny day today.
Snow, doctor, aircast splint, paint,
Azteca, limping.


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Whik! Whik! Whik!

Shhh! Corduroy pants
Are not appropriate clothes
For the library.


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Lesson Re-learned

Breathing through the mouth — A must for library work. How did I forget? - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Round is a Shape

Lying on my floor. Walked and jogged like a good girl. I can't feel my legs. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Seriously.

Breaks are better when Creepy coworker is not Staring at me. Ugh. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Midwinter Conference Dead Ahead!

ALA comes soon.
So much to sort through and plan.
Overwhelm is me.


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New Green Treasure

New Kali gear bag. Late Christmas? Early birthday? Either way, thanks, Mat! - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Thus spoke Harry Dresden

Discretion is the
Better part of not getting
Exsanguinated.

-Blood Rites, by Jim Butcher


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Library Advice

Before returning
Movies to the library
Please remove cat pee.

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Shake n' bake

Will Shakespeare wrote in
Iambic pentameter.
Harder than haiku.


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It's a Good Thing

Not making something Every single frickin' day Makes my day, each day. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Time Paradox

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First day back at the library

Accosted by man In short shorts and cowboy boots. Spoke of photons. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Haiku #2

Slept too late. Bad hair. Brought wrong clothes for JKD. It's one of those days. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

A Very Haiku New Year

Write a new haiku Every day in 2012... Dare I attempt it? - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Day 368: Hasta la Vista, Old Year

Tonight we Rock Banded. While there is no evidence of my own caterwauling, my make this evening is evidence of the skills of my friends.























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