Dismissed

No jury action.
Disappointed citizen.
Better luck next time.


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Jury Doody

Disappointing day.
No jurification yet.
Maybe tomorrow.


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Cinco, cinq, fünf, go, lima

Five hours - a long time
When you're pushing a book cart
Around and around.


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One Inch Punch

Bruce Lee is my name.
Ass kicking is my business
And business is good.

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Strike

My brain says, "No, thanks.
I'd rather not work today.
But thanks for asking."


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Back in the saddle again

Re-C25K.
My ankle was A-OK.
Knees, lungs: not so much.


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Meteorological Anomaly

The sky is on fire!
Help! Panic! Run for your lives!
Oh. It's just the sun.



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Zzzzombs

Spontaneous nap
Filled with crazy zombie dreams.
Now back to homework.


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8am Wakeup Call

Met neighbors today.
Bonded on freezing driveway.
The fire alarm works.


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Dolor de cabeza

Lazy boozy day
Was a big success. In fact,
I think I'm still drunk.


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Getting what I deserve

Lazy boozy day.
Worked extra all week for this.
Totally worth it.


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Stupid is as Jessica does

Group is dead to me
My input doesn't matter
Paggro Jess rules all


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Solitary Confinement

Group work's killing me
And I want to kill my group
No group work in jail


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Maybe I'll play the violin too

Dreamed I was jogging
Without pain. That's better than
Before my sprain. Sweet!


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Wine and Catnip

My sweet Guinness cat
Snuggles and doesn't judge me.
She's my valentine.


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Footprints in the Jello

Seven elephants
Sitting on my chest right now.
Tired of feeling this.


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Today's Dream Job Idea

Disney Library:
You should hire me to work there.
Maleficent says.


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Time Heals Most Wounds

My ankle's pain-free
Most of the time. But then oops—
Stepped wrong. Ouch! Crap! Pain!


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My pic-a-nic basket is ready to go

Internship app sent.
Three months, dorm life, library.
Pick me, Yellowstone!

Easy decision, I guess

Called within two hours
Lightning fast job rejection
New record for me

Day What?

Writing a haiku
Every day is getting old.
Better than Makes though.

TMI

Stirrups, speculum
Least favorite day of the year
Being female rocks

The Affect Effect

Sometimes I wonder
If aloneness helps bad mood,
Or just makes it worse.

Distraction, thy Name is Solitaire

I need to get back 
Into the homework groove. Now. 
Avoidance, be gone!

Queen, Paraphrased

I want to break free.
Free from my ankle, school, work,
And planning my life.

Meta-Haiku

Haiku responses
Written as haikus themselves
Make me quite happy.

Rhymes with Poop

Giant group project
60% of course grade.
Not cool, online class.

Meh-lleny

I don't feel like it.
Whatever it is, today,
I don't feel like it.