Fallout Day

Productive today.
Timmy the ThinkGeek Monkey
Is nearly ready.


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Free at last

Mat's last day at work.
Off to do much better things.
Though, new boss is weird.


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Grandmaster Funk

Oh dear god, young man.
Bathing in cologne is not
The same as bathing.


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Good mooooood food

Hello, Skinny Cow.
Two yummy thumbs up to your
Ice cream sammiches.


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On-on-on-yock!

Thinking of my dad.
Writing his urn inscription.
Laughing and crying.


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JKDelightful

Got my handbook back:
Level 6 certificate.
I passed the test! Whew!


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Timmy can has jacket

Made a monkey coat
For Czarofhappiness Props.
Tiny awesomeness!


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Food Fight

After this ordeal,
Food and me have come to have
An understanding.


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This cloud has a buttery lining

All-day homework fest.
Grueling and lame, but my treat:
Microwave popcorn!


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I'll have to sit on the dashboard on the drive home

34 days sans
Cheese, popcorn, cookies, gravy,
Bacon, fries, or booze.


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Fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, flavor-free

Walked to Trader Joe's.
Not sure what it is I bought,
But it looks healthy.


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My homework will keep me company

Becoming hermit
For remaining food jail days.
Will emerge Friday.


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Discomfort food

I'm so sick of food.
If I can't eat what I want,
I'd rather not eat.


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Big Mel

Happy Fathers' Day.
My dad's been gone 18 years
And I still miss him.


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No excuse.

So disappointed
With my JKD eval.
Should have done better.


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A cheeseless existence is hardly worth living

Carb-loaded for test.
Pasta was so good, but I
Missed the mizithra.


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Shhhh! (it)

Do parents not teach
Their children about indoor
Voices anymore?


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It's not a tooma

Sick of the headaches.
Stress of JKD test? School?
Lack of cheesy fries?


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Literacy is overrated

So much stuff to read,
And semester's just begun.
My eyes might fall out.


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I canna hold her much longer, cap'n!

Not a big bread fan,
But I'd shank you for some now.
Sourdough. Butter. Want.


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The S Word

Socialism is:
Roads, schools, police, libraries.
Don't be dumb, people.


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My wish list

I would like bacon
Dipped in melted Velveeta.
Then tiramisu.


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Null

Got nothing to say.
Uneventful day today.
Thus ends the haiku.


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Sniff sniff

Free cupcakes at work
Looking delightfully sweet.
Guess I'll just smell them.


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Sandwich making: 641.84

Found some bologna
In the 300s today.
Not where it belongs.


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Absence makes the mouth grow fonder

Hello, potato.
You're even more delicious
Than I remembered.


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Out with the old, in with the potatoes

Last day of food cleanse.
First day of new semester.
Tomorrow will rock.


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Facebook Check-In-Aholics - seek help

Thank you for sharing
Every single time you go
Outside your front door.


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I should call myself Ass-Kick

Stick sparring today!
Lots of sweating, lots of fun,
Lots of new bruises.


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Deja Vu

Shopping at Goodwill,
Saw some stuff I donated.
Still don't want that crap.


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