Bazinga!

I saw Wil Wheaton
And now Todd Kerplunks on stage.
Normal Friday night.

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Almost human

Coming off of a
Caffeine/energy drink high.
Slept 21 hours.


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Where's my Most Valuable Minion medal?

The month of crazy
Culminates in all-nighter.
My work here is done.


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Shiny Firefly reference

Hey, Malcolm Reynolds.
You can't take the sky from me,
But will trade for sleep.


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Must install toothpicks

Sitting down's no good.
Eyeballs try to fall asleep.
How to get stuff done?


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YoSaffBridge

Gluing a billion
Tiny tiles. Made bearable
With Firefly and Blime.


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No complaints here

I'm still not used to
Seeing vodka in Walgreens
And the hardware store.


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Those aren't pillows

Sleep deprivation
Makes me want to head-butt things.
Like, people, mainly.


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Maybe next month I can sleep

Come on, September.
While August has been much fun,
It's killing me too.

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What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Ren Faire songs, get out.
My brain can't take any more
Of your salty tunes.


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That rules out sugar daddies as an income source

I am not a flirt.
Never was. Just can't do it.
And I'm fine with that.


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Dedication

Bonus haiku now
To make up for yesterday.
Isn't it super?


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M.I.A. (Missing In Ale House)

Yesterday's haiku
Got lost at Renaissance Faire.
My apologies.


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Thank you, Todd Todd the Food Provider

Most excellent day.
The ale house wasn't boiling,
And now baked taters.


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The weekend will either be very long or very short

Ren Faire part 3 starts.
Already dehydrated
And sleep deprived. Whee!


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78 years ago

Happy birthday, Dad.
I still miss you like crazy.
On-on-on-yock smile.




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It suddenly makes sense

Maybe my purpose
Is helping others pursue
Their creative dreams.


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Someday I'll be as good at work as I am at school

Marketing report:
"Professional consultant"
Quality level.


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5 semesters down, 2 to go

One week off from school
Before fall semester starts.
Would like more time off.


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Modern plumbing feels so good

Got a sweet new perm
Courtesy of Ren Faire braids.
All washed away now.




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My ears are bleeding and laughing

Ren Faire-aoke.
Pirates doing the Time Warp.
Wenches doing Queen.


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Drinketh thou?

Cider, outhouses.
Must be Renaissance Faire.
Huzzah! More cider!


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[insert corny joke here]

Yum: Corn on the cob
Rubbed with sesame oil and
Grilled on George Foreman.


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When did I turn into Danny Glover?

When will I ever
Not be exhausted again?
I'm too old for this.


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I can almost smell the freedom

I am so ready
For this semester to end.
Just a few more days.



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Nothing a month in the tropics wouldn't cure

Exhausted today.
The weekend caught up to me.
I'm too tired to eat.



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Bartending Old-School

A/C feels so good.
In my car after Ren Faire.
Can't wait for Friday.


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The K in Zombie 5K stands for Krap

Zombie run beat us.
Mat flew and sprained his ankle.
Very muddy day.



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Brains! Huzzah!

Packed weekend ahead.
Eluding zombies first, then
Serving ale and mead.


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It looks better up close

Library display
For the month of August: done!
Been a busy week.




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Move along, nothing to see here

Here is my haiku.
Time to get back to finals.
Thanks for tuning in.


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