Literally.

Happy Halloween!
My costume is now complete,
But it's for the birds.


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Proofreading query

Using a comma:
Am I the only person
Who understands this?


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My own private temper tantrum

I should read school stuff
While waiting for JKD,
But I don't wanna.


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Snot good

Phlegm, sneezing, coughing.
I'd like to breathe at some point.
Maybe tomorrow.


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I was the only one not wearing a cup

JKD sparring!
I think my first time went well.
Still have much to learn.


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My subconscious has issues

Two drunk hillbillies
In a giant port-o-let.
Knife-fight dream. I win!


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Psycho kitty

Batting at my face
At 3am while I sleep:
Starting to get old.



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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Little Zachary
Is 21 now. Good god.
How did that happen?


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Three heads are dumber than one

I like my classes,
Except for one small nuisance:
Group projects are crap.


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But I'm not sleepy Now

Long day tomorrow.
Work, volunteer, school meeting.
I should get some sleep.


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No wire coat hangers!

Goodwill therapy,
Azteca, and some cleaning.
Happy birthday, Mom!


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Mat's Iron Man, Todd's Hulk, and Pascual is everyone else

Having shawarma
With my fellow Avengers.
I am Thor, of course.


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It can't be unseen

Thank you, Mental Floss,
For sharing the awful show:
Heil Honey I'm Home.


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Upstairs, downstairs, rinse, repeat

Why do I always
Leave my place without the thing
I most need to bring?


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Dread lock

Vague feeling of dread.
Don't know what's nagging at me.
I'd like it to stop.


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37 years later...

What happened to me?
I have dresses and cute shoes.
Girly-girl disease!


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I hope Crash is just a metaphor

Creativity
Crash course begins on Wednesday.
What's one more class, right?


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Can I help you find the 649s?

Screaming fat toddler:
Bribe with candy. Scream. Repeat.
Awesome parenting.


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Craft stores have failed me

Had costume setbacks.
Now I have a whole new plan.
Taking easy road.


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It's more of a Tuesday

Today is Friday?
This week has been all mixed up
And out of order.


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Goodwill hunting

Halloween costume:
I have the idea, but
Can I find the stuff?


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TMI?

Tummy is angry.
Feels like it's staging a coup.
Hope we all survive.


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Aye carumba

Tuesday taco night
With refreshing Bud Light Lime.
Better than homework.


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Lamest. Superpower. Ever.

One thing I'm good at:
Getting jobs that pay nothing.
Not really helpful.


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Re-Snooze

Why is it so hard
To get out of bed on days
With so much to do?


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Thanks, Mommie Dearest!

Full day of shopping
With my mom and my sister.
Now I can suit up!


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My So-Called Life

Eating carrot sticks,
Reading a book with my cat.
My wild Friday night.


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Twilight Zone Municipal Library

Is there a full moon?
The least weird thing that happened
Was my flash nose-bleed.


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Booze is its own reward

Schnappy cocoa, Chuck,
And beanbag, after a fun,
Tough JKD class.


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A break from the monotony

Photo shoot today:
Got to play librarian.
I want more of that.


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And also for some time after

Eyebrow threading done.
Shockingly painful at first,
And then 'til it's done.


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