Happy Old Year!

It's my last haiku.
Well, my last mandated one.
Something new next year.


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The Dead Letter Office

Come on, funeral home.
Please stop mailing me brochures.
It's creeping me out.


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And then there were two

Another haiku
About writing a haiku.
That is so meta.


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Dread ahead

Grumpy day today.
Not looking forward to the
Desperate job search. Soon.


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17 syllables

I wonder if it's
Possible to have any
Less motivation.


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I could get used to this

Pretty lazy day:
Worked in the morning, and then
Napped and did nothing.


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My Xmas wins

The James Bond movie,
Plus Big Bang Theory and wine,
And yum stroganoff.


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Family game night gone bad

Merry Xmas Eve.
Mom's "steaming up Zack's tailpipe,"
Whatever that means.


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Tamales, skittles vodka, and roulette, oh my!

Lots of super gifts,
A mountain of tasty food,
And drinks and gaming.

Carol and I are good deed doers

Did our part today
To stimulate the local
Economy. Buy!


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Eh

It's been a long week
Full of meh and bleh and feh.
I just want to sleep.


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Countdown to something different

Just twelve more haikus
Until the end of the year.
Now it's eleven.


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These muscles aren't just going to torture themselves

Didn't think I could,
But I was able to move
My sore muscles. Lots.


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I feel like I've been Salazared

Boot camp destroyed me.
Thank you, Xmas and New Year's
For two weeks to rest.


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Kicked out

Those flying side kicks
Sure can wear a person out.
I'll sleep well tonight.


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Haiku: Against Humanity

No time for haiku.
Busy day—mani/pedi,
Horrible card game.


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Grand Angus

You can learn a lot
From Urban Dictionary.
Not all is welcome.


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Karoling and Caroling

Fun times coming up.
Two slumber party weekends:
Karol, then Carol.


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Brrrrr, Todd. Brrrrr.

Signed up for a run:
New Year's Day. Polar bear dive.
I must be insane.


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Pass My Shotgun

Bad mood bear today.
Tomorrow will be better.
PMS is great.

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These are a few of my favorite things

Fun training at work:
Mystery authors, knowledge,
And a craft project.


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Generic haiku

No homework to do.
Nothing to haiku about.
Vacation is good.


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Need. More. Episodes.

Castle's a good show,
But I still like Bones better.
I love my Brennan.


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Joshtacular!

Princess Joshua:
Awesome certification
Evaluation.

Aislind rocked it too.
Coolest 11-year-old
I have ever met.

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Must stop this upward creep

I feel fat today.
I should wear black, or stay home.
I'll eat some veggies.


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Oh happy day

Pretty calendar,
Empty of all schoolwork stuff
For about a month.


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Winning

Won a prize at work:
Collapsing salad spinner.
Maybe it's a hint.


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Hell is empty

WinCo dilemma:
Love everything about it,
Except the shoppers.


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Listless

It's list-making time.
Need to exert some control
Over my life now.


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One week, then one more class

I can see the light
At the end of the tunnel.
Hope it's not a train.

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The plague is for chumps

Coughing. Still coughing.
I'm really tired of coughing.
Will it ever end?


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