TMI

Stirrups, speculum
Least favorite day of the year
Being female rocks

The Affect Effect

Sometimes I wonder
If aloneness helps bad mood,
Or just makes it worse.

Distraction, thy Name is Solitaire

I need to get back 
Into the homework groove. Now. 
Avoidance, be gone!

Queen, Paraphrased

I want to break free.
Free from my ankle, school, work,
And planning my life.

Meta-Haiku

Haiku responses
Written as haikus themselves
Make me quite happy.

Rhymes with Poop

Giant group project
60% of course grade.
Not cool, online class.

Meh-lleny

I don't feel like it.
Whatever it is, today,
I don't feel like it.