Shiny Stretchy Stinky Strange

Library people
Are odd. Today's example:
Bedazzled sweatpants.

Rrrrusty

Back to JKD.
Wimpy kicks and double sticks.
My ankle survived.

Stabbing on Aisle 4

Shopping at WinCo
With all the screaming children
I should bring a knife

Gravity is a Harsh Mistress

I walked down the stairs,
First time since I fell down them.
This way is better.

Straight from the Clown's Mouth

Eating every day
Is sometimes just a hassle.
I want a food pill.


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Sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching

Coughing and hacking.
The only time I can breathe
Is when I'm asleep.


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Skool makes u smrt

Classes start today.
Don't want to think again yet.
Just one more month off?


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