Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy Old Year!

It's my last haiku.
Well, my last mandated one.
Something new next year.


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Sunday, December 30, 2012

The Dead Letter Office

Come on, funeral home.
Please stop mailing me brochures.
It's creeping me out.


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Saturday, December 29, 2012

And then there were two

Another haiku
About writing a haiku.
That is so meta.


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Friday, December 28, 2012

Dread ahead

Grumpy day today.
Not looking forward to the
Desperate job search. Soon.


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Thursday, December 27, 2012

17 syllables

I wonder if it's
Possible to have any
Less motivation.


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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

I could get used to this

Pretty lazy day:
Worked in the morning, and then
Napped and did nothing.


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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

My Xmas wins

The James Bond movie,
Plus Big Bang Theory and wine,
And yum stroganoff.


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Monday, December 24, 2012

Family game night gone bad

Merry Xmas Eve.
Mom's "steaming up Zack's tailpipe,"
Whatever that means.


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Saturday, December 22, 2012

Carol and I are good deed doers

Did our part today
To stimulate the local
Economy. Buy!


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Friday, December 21, 2012

Eh

It's been a long week
Full of meh and bleh and feh.
I just want to sleep.


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Thursday, December 20, 2012

Countdown to something different

Just twelve more haikus
Until the end of the year.
Now it's eleven.


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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

These muscles aren't just going to torture themselves

Didn't think I could,
But I was able to move
My sore muscles. Lots.


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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

I feel like I've been Salazared

Boot camp destroyed me.
Thank you, Xmas and New Year's
For two weeks to rest.


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Monday, December 17, 2012

Kicked out

Those flying side kicks
Sure can wear a person out.
I'll sleep well tonight.


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Sunday, December 16, 2012

Haiku: Against Humanity

No time for haiku.
Busy day—mani/pedi,
Horrible card game.


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Saturday, December 15, 2012

Grand Angus

You can learn a lot
From Urban Dictionary.
Not all is welcome.


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Friday, December 14, 2012

Karoling and Caroling

Fun times coming up.
Two slumber party weekends:
Karol, then Carol.


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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Brrrrr, Todd. Brrrrr.

Signed up for a run:
New Year's Day. Polar bear dive.
I must be insane.


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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Pass My Shotgun

Bad mood bear today.
Tomorrow will be better.
PMS is great.

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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

These are a few of my favorite things

Fun training at work:
Mystery authors, knowledge,
And a craft project.


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Monday, December 10, 2012

Generic haiku

No homework to do.
Nothing to haiku about.
Vacation is good.


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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Need. More. Episodes.

Castle's a good show,
But I still like Bones better.
I love my Brennan.


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Saturday, December 8, 2012

Joshtacular!

Princess Joshua:
Awesome certification
Evaluation.

Aislind rocked it too.
Coolest 11-year-old
I have ever met.

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Friday, December 7, 2012

Must stop this upward creep

I feel fat today.
I should wear black, or stay home.
I'll eat some veggies.


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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Oh happy day

Pretty calendar,
Empty of all schoolwork stuff
For about a month.


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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Winning

Won a prize at work:
Collapsing salad spinner.
Maybe it's a hint.


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Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Hell is empty

WinCo dilemma:
Love everything about it,
Except the shoppers.


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Monday, December 3, 2012

Listless

It's list-making time.
Need to exert some control
Over my life now.


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Sunday, December 2, 2012

One week, then one more class

I can see the light
At the end of the tunnel.
Hope it's not a train.

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Saturday, December 1, 2012

The plague is for chumps

Coughing. Still coughing.
I'm really tired of coughing.
Will it ever end?


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Friday, November 30, 2012

Hacky sack

Nighttime coughing fits
Make it hard to get my rest.
Want a do-over.


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Thursday, November 29, 2012

Wake-up call

Thank you, fire alarm.
At least my haiku's written
At 4am. Yay.


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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The AR team: Mary, Karen, Sharon

Busy day today.
Glad I had time to visit
Receiving room gals.


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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Save the neck for me

Thanksgiving's over.
Officially time to watch
Christmas Vacation!


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Monday, November 26, 2012

The 2nd and 3rd lines are extraneous

Jogging isn't fun
When it's dark, freezing cold, and
The sky's full of crows.



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Sunday, November 25, 2012

I feel a tantrum coming on

Did homework all day.
Barely made a dent in it.
End of term crunch time.


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Saturday, November 24, 2012

People shmeople

Go to a party.
Make a bee-line to the cat.
Introvert alert.





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Friday, November 23, 2012

Black Friday accomplished

Didn't get trampled,
Bought a ton of Goodwill stuff.
Tamer than most years.

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Thursday, November 22, 2012

Gobble gobble

Happy Thanksgiving,
And Happy Birthday to Mat!
Double Turkey Day.


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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Sponsored by Blime

Playing Halo 4
And crashing helicopter.
All in all, good times.


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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Mean, median, and mode

Ordinary day.
Tuesday like any other.
Nothing more to say.


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Monday, November 19, 2012

Ouch-a-Rama

All my muscles hurt.
I can't get out of my car
Without some whimpers.


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Sunday, November 18, 2012

First of many

Applied for a job
That I really, really want
But will never get.


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Saturday, November 17, 2012

Hurts so good

Bruised up and bleeding:
Sign of good JKD class
Plus heavy bag time.


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Friday, November 16, 2012

I get what I deserve

Finished a paper
That's not due until Sunday.
I deserve some wine!


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Thursday, November 15, 2012

Don't get me started

Way too much to say
In these censorship papers.
I should write a book.


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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Have an Absolutely Fabulous day, sweetie darling

Birthday girl Carol!
Wish I was with her right now
Drinking pinko squirrels.


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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Senioritis

Just when I'm caught up,
More stuff is put on my list.
When will this be done?


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Monday, November 12, 2012

Good thing I have two

Maybe overdid
Between JKD and jog.
Left leg doesn't work.


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Sunday, November 11, 2012

Will find obscure information for food

My google skills rock.
Maybe research is my thing.
Librarian win!


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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Wish I had Rumpleminze

Took a nice brisk walk
To get some well-earned cocoa.
Much work done today.


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Friday, November 9, 2012

Party like a librarian

My wild Friday night:
Homework, homework, and homework.
Try not to envy.


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Thursday, November 8, 2012

All mighty

Lee, Willis, and Wayne.
Three of my favorite people
Share the same first name.


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Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Jealous much

I'm so very tired,
Yet the homework mountain's big.
I need Disney World.


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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Voted early, voted often

Election Day stress.
Will the bigotry prevail
And ruin us all?


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Monday, November 5, 2012

Fall back asleep

Gets dark so early,
Feels like I should go to bed
At 6pm now.


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Sunday, November 4, 2012

In the library, everyone can hear you scream

Sunday. Library.
It seems most of the screaming
Is outside my head.


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Saturday, November 3, 2012

More like strogan-on!

I like stroganoff.
It makes my tummy happy
And my face smiley.


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Friday, November 2, 2012

Yes, I would like fries with that

It's a hollow day:
No matter how much I eat,
I still feel hungry.


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Thursday, November 1, 2012

Will trade praise for cash

Good couple of days
For my self esteem. Yay me!
Now get back to work.


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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Literally.

Happy Halloween!
My costume is now complete,
But it's for the birds.


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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Proofreading query

Using a comma:
Am I the only person
Who understands this?


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Monday, October 29, 2012

My own private temper tantrum

I should read school stuff
While waiting for JKD,
But I don't wanna.


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Sunday, October 28, 2012

Snot good

Phlegm, sneezing, coughing.
I'd like to breathe at some point.
Maybe tomorrow.


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Saturday, October 27, 2012

I was the only one not wearing a cup

JKD sparring!
I think my first time went well.
Still have much to learn.


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Friday, October 26, 2012

My subconscious has issues

Two drunk hillbillies
In a giant port-o-let.
Knife-fight dream. I win!


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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Psycho kitty

Batting at my face
At 3am while I sleep:
Starting to get old.



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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Three heads are dumber than one

I like my classes,
Except for one small nuisance:
Group projects are crap.


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Monday, October 22, 2012

But I'm not sleepy Now

Long day tomorrow.
Work, volunteer, school meeting.
I should get some sleep.


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Sunday, October 21, 2012

No wire coat hangers!

Goodwill therapy,
Azteca, and some cleaning.
Happy birthday, Mom!


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Saturday, October 20, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

It can't be unseen

Thank you, Mental Floss,
For sharing the awful show:
Heil Honey I'm Home.


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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Upstairs, downstairs, rinse, repeat

Why do I always
Leave my place without the thing
I most need to bring?


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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Dread lock

Vague feeling of dread.
Don't know what's nagging at me.
I'd like it to stop.


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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

37 years later...

What happened to me?
I have dresses and cute shoes.
Girly-girl disease!


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Monday, October 15, 2012

I hope Crash is just a metaphor

Creativity
Crash course begins on Wednesday.
What's one more class, right?


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Sunday, October 14, 2012

Can I help you find the 649s?

Screaming fat toddler:
Bribe with candy. Scream. Repeat.
Awesome parenting.


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Saturday, October 13, 2012

Craft stores have failed me

Had costume setbacks.
Now I have a whole new plan.
Taking easy road.


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Friday, October 12, 2012

It's more of a Tuesday

Today is Friday?
This week has been all mixed up
And out of order.


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Thursday, October 11, 2012

Goodwill hunting

Halloween costume:
I have the idea, but
Can I find the stuff?


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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

TMI?

Tummy is angry.
Feels like it's staging a coup.
Hope we all survive.


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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Aye carumba

Tuesday taco night
With refreshing Bud Light Lime.
Better than homework.


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Monday, October 8, 2012

Lamest. Superpower. Ever.

One thing I'm good at:
Getting jobs that pay nothing.
Not really helpful.


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Sunday, October 7, 2012

Re-Snooze

Why is it so hard
To get out of bed on days
With so much to do?


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Saturday, October 6, 2012

Thanks, Mommie Dearest!

Full day of shopping
With my mom and my sister.
Now I can suit up!


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Friday, October 5, 2012

My So-Called Life

Eating carrot sticks,
Reading a book with my cat.
My wild Friday night.


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Thursday, October 4, 2012

Twilight Zone Municipal Library

Is there a full moon?
The least weird thing that happened
Was my flash nose-bleed.


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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Booze is its own reward

Schnappy cocoa, Chuck,
And beanbag, after a fun,
Tough JKD class.


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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

A break from the monotony

Photo shoot today:
Got to play librarian.
I want more of that.


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Monday, October 1, 2012

And also for some time after

Eyebrow threading done.
Shockingly painful at first,
And then 'til it's done.


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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Are there libraries in Siberia?

Scared to graduate
And have to find a real job.
Relocation fears.


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Saturday, September 29, 2012

Sometimes age brings wisdom

Happy birthday, Stac.
(That's pronounced like Stase, not Stack.)
My older sister.


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Friday, September 28, 2012

Must apply alcohol

My legs are itchy.
It's driving me bonkerville.
Out! Out, damn chiggers!


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Thursday, September 27, 2012

I hope it's not lonely in there

Thought of a haiku,
But I didn't write it down.
It's lost in my brain.


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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Big game hunter

Buffalo jerky
Is my cat's new favorite food.
Even beats pizza.



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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Variation on a theme

Healthy, convenient,
And affordable: Pick two.
That's why eating sucks.


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Monday, September 24, 2012

Stab stab stab

Work makes me cranky.
So does doing my homework.
I like to hit though.


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Sunday, September 23, 2012

If only I could get rid of this headache

My perfect grilled cheese
And Warhol tomato soup
In my nice clean place.


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Saturday, September 22, 2012

Can I graduate yet?

Good weekend so far.
Unfortunately, I will
Have to do homework.


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Friday, September 21, 2012

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Phoned in

Time for a haiku.
Wonder what to write about?
Hm. Problem solved.


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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Seriously, who would vote for this guy?

The Romney campaign:
It has to be a joke, right?
Where's Candid Camera?


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Monday, September 17, 2012

Attention and salutations in JKDland

Handah. Solduhan.
Yeebay. Geen-lai. Swadika.*
I taught the salute!

*spelled phonetically because I've never seen these words written down.



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Sunday, September 16, 2012

Sorry, humans

Oh, teppanyaki.
You just never let me down.
Let's be best friends, k?


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Saturday, September 15, 2012

Tiny fists of fury

Awesome kids' belt test.
So proud of all those young'uns
Breaking boards and such.


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Friday, September 14, 2012

But why is the Batman gone?

Saw Dark Knight Rises.
Very emotional time.
Already miss him.



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Thursday, September 13, 2012

I got ripped off

Fortune cookies lie.
My 'super lucky star day'
Did not happen. Lame.


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Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Guinness just isn't pulling her weight

I need a minion
Who'll make my apartment clean
And keep it that way.


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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Countdown to Awesome

T minus 10 days:
Slumber party with Carol!
It's been way too long.


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Monday, September 10, 2012

Ouch-a-Rama

Woke up with headache.
Impervious to Advil.
Think I'll go to bed.


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Sunday, September 9, 2012

Exercise has too many syllables

Temper tantrum time.
Don't wanna cook, clean, learn, work.
Wanna kick and pout.


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Saturday, September 8, 2012

Cider shouldn't taste like feet

Cider fest was lame,
But Paddy Coyne's after helped.
So will killing zombs.


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Friday, September 7, 2012

Temporary Inanity

I'm struggling this term.
Can't find motivation or
A desire to learn.


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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Praise cheeses

Velveeta tastes good
When it's mixed with Rotel and
Shoveled in my mouth.


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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Two sticks, no coordination

Hello, JKD.
As was very clear tonight,
It's been a long time.


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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

No sorts to be found here

Tired, but not sleepy.
Bored, but have a ton to do.
Something just feels off.


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Monday, September 3, 2012

I'll need lots of Redbull

Time to start planning
My next costume adventure:
Steampunk Valkyrie!


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Sunday, September 2, 2012

This homework won't just do itself, you know

Exhausting weekend.
Though I had many good times,
I'm glad to be home.



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Saturday, September 1, 2012

Wheaton!!

D&D game rocked.
Mat's creations were famous.
Didn't meet Wil though.


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Friday, August 31, 2012

Bazinga!

I saw Wil Wheaton
And now Todd Kerplunks on stage.
Normal Friday night.

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Almost human

Coming off of a
Caffeine/energy drink high.
Slept 21 hours.


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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Where's my Most Valuable Minion medal?

The month of crazy
Culminates in all-nighter.
My work here is done.


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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Shiny Firefly reference

Hey, Malcolm Reynolds.
You can't take the sky from me,
But will trade for sleep.


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Monday, August 27, 2012

Must install toothpicks

Sitting down's no good.
Eyeballs try to fall asleep.
How to get stuff done?


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Sunday, August 26, 2012

YoSaffBridge

Gluing a billion
Tiny tiles. Made bearable
With Firefly and Blime.


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Saturday, August 25, 2012

No complaints here

I'm still not used to
Seeing vodka in Walgreens
And the hardware store.


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Friday, August 24, 2012

Those aren't pillows

Sleep deprivation
Makes me want to head-butt things.
Like, people, mainly.


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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Maybe next month I can sleep

Come on, September.
While August has been much fun,
It's killing me too.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2012

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Ren Faire songs, get out.
My brain can't take any more
Of your salty tunes.


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Tuesday, August 21, 2012

That rules out sugar daddies as an income source

I am not a flirt.
Never was. Just can't do it.
And I'm fine with that.


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Monday, August 20, 2012

Dedication

Bonus haiku now
To make up for yesterday.
Isn't it super?


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M.I.A. (Missing In Ale House)

Yesterday's haiku
Got lost at Renaissance Faire.
My apologies.


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Saturday, August 18, 2012

Thank you, Todd Todd the Food Provider

Most excellent day.
The ale house wasn't boiling,
And now baked taters.


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Friday, August 17, 2012

The weekend will either be very long or very short

Ren Faire part 3 starts.
Already dehydrated
And sleep deprived. Whee!


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Thursday, August 16, 2012

78 years ago

Happy birthday, Dad.
I still miss you like crazy.
On-on-on-yock smile.




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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

It suddenly makes sense

Maybe my purpose
Is helping others pursue
Their creative dreams.


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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

5 semesters down, 2 to go

One week off from school
Before fall semester starts.
Would like more time off.


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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Modern plumbing feels so good

Got a sweet new perm
Courtesy of Ren Faire braids.
All washed away now.




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Saturday, August 11, 2012

My ears are bleeding and laughing

Ren Faire-aoke.
Pirates doing the Time Warp.
Wenches doing Queen.


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Friday, August 10, 2012

Drinketh thou?

Cider, outhouses.
Must be Renaissance Faire.
Huzzah! More cider!


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Thursday, August 9, 2012

[insert corny joke here]

Yum: Corn on the cob
Rubbed with sesame oil and
Grilled on George Foreman.


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Wednesday, August 8, 2012

When did I turn into Danny Glover?

When will I ever
Not be exhausted again?
I'm too old for this.


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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

I can almost smell the freedom

I am so ready
For this semester to end.
Just a few more days.



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Monday, August 6, 2012

Nothing a month in the tropics wouldn't cure

Exhausted today.
The weekend caught up to me.
I'm too tired to eat.



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Sunday, August 5, 2012

Bartending Old-School

A/C feels so good.
In my car after Ren Faire.
Can't wait for Friday.


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Saturday, August 4, 2012

The K in Zombie 5K stands for Krap

Zombie run beat us.
Mat flew and sprained his ankle.
Very muddy day.



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Friday, August 3, 2012

Brains! Huzzah!

Packed weekend ahead.
Eluding zombies first, then
Serving ale and mead.


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Thursday, August 2, 2012

It looks better up close

Library display
For the month of August: done!
Been a busy week.




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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Move along, nothing to see here

Here is my haiku.
Time to get back to finals.
Thanks for tuning in.


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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Will trade character for cash

Rejection's useful.
Builds strength and character.
But enough's enough.


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Monday, July 30, 2012

Overload

It's all just too much
Can't care about everything
Something has to go


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Sunday, July 29, 2012

Burnout imminent

Back on the mainland,
Working on final projects.
I want to be done.


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Saturday, July 28, 2012

Bananas for penance

Left Boris at home.
He would've loved Fort Casey.
I'm in big trouble.


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Friday, July 27, 2012

Could be worse

Ferry waiting line
Is obscenely long today.
Still, not doing homework.


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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Sure sure

DragonDuckling cave
Is coming along nicely.
Homework break is swell.





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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

I swear it will be done

Semester crunch time.
Retreating to my cave now
With tons of caffeine.


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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

My forks are inadequate

"Fork-split" English muffin:
I do not think that word means
What you think it means.


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Monday, July 23, 2012

Runner's high my arse

Best part of the jog:
Knowing I have two more days
Until the next jog.


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Sunday, July 22, 2012

Breather

Night off from homework.
Watching episodes of Bones.
Saving sanity.


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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Sake to me

Oh, teppanyaki.
I've missed you so much, my friend,
These long, hungry months.



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Friday, July 20, 2012

Weak end

Not looking forward
To working all weekend. But
Maybe it'll rain.


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Thursday, July 19, 2012

Quiet

I'm an introvert.
I like lots of time alone.
Nothing wrong with that.


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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Moving' on up

Got a job today.
Grad school journal editor.
Too bad it's unpaid.


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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Time for a margarita?

My assignment's done.
I'm sick of looking at it,
Which is close enough.


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Monday, July 16, 2012

Now with fewer lumps

An old dress fits me!
Now I just need to find a
Place to wear a dress.


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Sunday, July 15, 2012

Or maybe cheese

How wrong would it be
To drown all my frustrations
In strong alcohol?


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Saturday, July 14, 2012

4 wheels good, 2 wheels ba-a-ad

Datsun full of sheep
Rolling down I-5 today.
Many puns ensued.


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Friday, July 13, 2012

Fine, why do you ask?

Grumpy day today.
No particular reason.
Just in a bad mood.


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Thursday, July 12, 2012

C25Krap

Must go to bed soon
If I'm to get up early
And run like a fool.


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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Like Ghost, but with less nakedness

Pottery is fun!
In a few weeks I'll pick up
Three very odd bowls.


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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

But I do sound like Marge

Almost feel human.
I can breathe through my nose, and
Talking doesn't hurt.


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Monday, July 9, 2012

I got your darlin' right here

Listen, ice cream truck.
Stop playing "Clementine" or
I'll chain punch your face.


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Sunday, July 8, 2012

Breathing would be nice

No voice. Full of phlegm.
Allergies or wicked cold?
Either way, meds fail.


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Saturday, July 7, 2012

Zoom.

Party at the Todd's.
Happy America Day, guys.
I'm the bartender.


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Party at the Todd's.
Mat is super awesome drunk.
Hi there, volleyball


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Friday, July 6, 2012

Summer has arrived – don't blink

Seattle is best
While enjoying sunshine and
Patio seating.


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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Only optimists are disappointed

Applied for two jobs.
Both would have some pros and cons.
Won't get either one.


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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Only Republicans are Disappointed

Much to celebrate:
Rights, freedoms, equality,
And Obamacare.


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Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Nada. Zip. Zilch.

I must get a life.
No fun fodder for haikus.
Maybe tomorrow.


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I'm shrinking!

Fit into some pants
I wrote off a year ago.
Feels pretty awesome.


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Monday, July 2, 2012

Same old

Nothing to report.
Just an ordinary day.
Work, school, martial arts.


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Sunday, July 1, 2012

The year's half over today

Almost forgot it.
Busy Sunday, work and school.
So here's my haiku.


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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Fallout Day

Productive today.
Timmy the ThinkGeek Monkey
Is nearly ready.


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Friday, June 29, 2012

Free at last

Mat's last day at work.
Off to do much better things.
Though, new boss is weird.


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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Grandmaster Funk

Oh dear god, young man.
Bathing in cologne is not
The same as bathing.


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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Good mooooood food

Hello, Skinny Cow.
Two yummy thumbs up to your
Ice cream sammiches.


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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

On-on-on-yock!

Thinking of my dad.
Writing his urn inscription.
Laughing and crying.


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Monday, June 25, 2012

JKDelightful

Got my handbook back:
Level 6 certificate.
I passed the test! Whew!


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Sunday, June 24, 2012

Timmy can has jacket

Made a monkey coat
For Czarofhappiness Props.
Tiny awesomeness!


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Saturday, June 23, 2012

Food Fight

After this ordeal,
Food and me have come to have
An understanding.


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Friday, June 22, 2012

This cloud has a buttery lining

All-day homework fest.
Grueling and lame, but my treat:
Microwave popcorn!


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Thursday, June 21, 2012

I'll have to sit on the dashboard on the drive home

34 days sans
Cheese, popcorn, cookies, gravy,
Bacon, fries, or booze.


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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, flavor-free

Walked to Trader Joe's.
Not sure what it is I bought,
But it looks healthy.


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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

My homework will keep me company

Becoming hermit
For remaining food jail days.
Will emerge Friday.


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Monday, June 18, 2012

Discomfort food

I'm so sick of food.
If I can't eat what I want,
I'd rather not eat.


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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Big Mel

Happy Fathers' Day.
My dad's been gone 18 years
And I still miss him.


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Saturday, June 16, 2012

No excuse.

So disappointed
With my JKD eval.
Should have done better.


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Friday, June 15, 2012

A cheeseless existence is hardly worth living

Carb-loaded for test.
Pasta was so good, but I
Missed the mizithra.


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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Shhhh! (it)

Do parents not teach
Their children about indoor
Voices anymore?


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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

It's not a tooma

Sick of the headaches.
Stress of JKD test? School?
Lack of cheesy fries?


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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Literacy is overrated

So much stuff to read,
And semester's just begun.
My eyes might fall out.


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Monday, June 11, 2012

I canna hold her much longer, cap'n!

Not a big bread fan,
But I'd shank you for some now.
Sourdough. Butter. Want.


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Sunday, June 10, 2012

The S Word

Socialism is:
Roads, schools, police, libraries.
Don't be dumb, people.


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Saturday, June 9, 2012

My wish list

I would like bacon
Dipped in melted Velveeta.
Then tiramisu.


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Friday, June 8, 2012

Null

Got nothing to say.
Uneventful day today.
Thus ends the haiku.


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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Sniff sniff

Free cupcakes at work
Looking delightfully sweet.
Guess I'll just smell them.


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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Sandwich making: 641.84

Found some bologna
In the 300s today.
Not where it belongs.


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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Absence makes the mouth grow fonder

Hello, potato.
You're even more delicious
Than I remembered.


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Monday, June 4, 2012

Out with the old, in with the potatoes

Last day of food cleanse.
First day of new semester.
Tomorrow will rock.


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Sunday, June 3, 2012

Facebook Check-In-Aholics - seek help

Thank you for sharing
Every single time you go
Outside your front door.


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Saturday, June 2, 2012

I should call myself Ass-Kick

Stick sparring today!
Lots of sweating, lots of fun,
Lots of new bruises.


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Friday, June 1, 2012

Deja Vu

Shopping at Goodwill,
Saw some stuff I donated.
Still don't want that crap.


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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Probably not considered a full-time job

Made a book display
For the library today.
I want to do more.


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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

But why is the cheese gone?

I want to break free.
Like in that Queen song, but food.
12 of 17.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Let's bust some punks

The Good Guys: Great show.
So sad it only lasted
One season. Sniffle.


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Monday, May 28, 2012

Crafts(wo)man

Shop assembly day:
Drill press, table saw, scroll saw,
And storage cabinet.


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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Sew much to do

Suddenly obsessed
With Renaissance Faire costumes.
Much to consider!


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Saturday, May 26, 2012

Packratism hurts

Storage unit purge.
Three van loads to Goodwill. Plus
A bazillion books.


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Friday, May 25, 2012

Genghis Khan Dude

Mongolian grill:
Restricted diet loves you.
I'll be back real soon.


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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Interests compete:
Food / school. Want time to speed up,
But also slow down.


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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

I've made peace with cheese.
Don't crave sugar anymore.
But oh! Potatoes!


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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

All food and no play

Planning food. Buying
Food. Cooking food. Eating food.
Cleaning. That's my day.


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Monday, May 21, 2012

One Brontoburger, please

Eating like caveman
Make Melleny so violent.
Understand Bam-Bam.


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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Sharp cheddar wishes and Parmesan dreams

Seriously, folks.
Scandinavians need cheese.
15 days to go.


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Saturday, May 19, 2012

I already miss cheese.

I survived Day 1.
Full of chicken and veggies.
16 days to go.


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Friday, May 18, 2012

Drawn butter is a food group, right?

17-day cleanse
Starts tomorrow. So, tonight:
Naughty Red Lobster.


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Thursday, May 17, 2012

Inspired by Episode 16 of The Good Guys

Throwing out the meds
That expired in '03
Frees up lots of space.


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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

TMI

Hey, guy at Subway.
I so didn't need to know
About your testes.


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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I know there's a floor around here somewhere

Organization:
Hard to achieve after months
Of shameful neglect.


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Monday, May 14, 2012

Day of Nothing

Bring on tomorrow!
Not a thing on my schedule.
First time in ages.


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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Yo Momma

Happy Mothers' Day.
No disrespect intended,
But mine is the best.


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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Eyes on the Prize

Two classes down now.
All that's left is writing tons.
Margarita soon.


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Friday, May 11, 2012

Terra Blizzard

Oh, fearsome poodle
Barking at the big bad air
And trembling with...rage.


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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Big bada boom

Schoolwork's killing me.
May not survive the weekend.
My head's gonna splode.


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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Homophobia is gay

Proud of Obama
Making history again
By being human.


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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Slow thinkers keep right

Logic is so hard
For certain people to grasp.
It explains Fox News.



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Monday, May 7, 2012

Runner's Low

Running in the sun
Wiped me out for the whole day.
Fitness is for chumps.


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Sunday, May 6, 2012

Terra Bulldancer

Dancing with poodle
Until my moves freak her out.
But I dance so good!



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Saturday, May 5, 2012

Also, karaoke

Cinco de Mayo.
Fireman margaritas and
Knife throwing. Puppies!


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Friday, May 4, 2012

All the superheroes live in the city

Avengers tonight!
I can't wait to see my Thor
Kick ass with meow-meow.


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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Calgon?

Need a vacation.
Somewhere tropical, lazy,
Full of boozy drinks.


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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Eschew Obfuscation

Everything's murky.
I envy the certainty
That some people have.



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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

T minus 14 days

The home stretch is long.
Don't know if I can make it
Until May 15th.


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Monday, April 30, 2012

There's no app for that

Eating's a hassle.
Buying groceries, cooking meals,
Washing dishes. Ugh.


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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Report from Minion

Czar of Happiness
Had quite a big day today.
The band saw is GO!


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Saturday, April 28, 2012

(10-Year Old) Girl Power

Three hours of classes,
Horse stance, test, broke 8 boards:
Aislind's my hero.


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Friday, April 27, 2012

If bacon's wrong, I don't wanna be right

I was good today.
Except for the BLT.
But I deserved that.


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Thursday, April 26, 2012

Coincidence?

Smell of hot dog burps
Is following me. So is
Icky coworker.


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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Bottleneck

Life is just too short.
Places I'll never go, and
Things I'll never do.


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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Here we go again

End of semester
Homework's starting to crush me.
Time to buckle down!



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Monday, April 23, 2012

I Ran

This C25K
Seems to get harder each time.
Isn't that backwards?


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Sunday, April 22, 2012

And the tetanus is free

I spent six dollars
At the sweet Goodwill outlet
For twelve pounds of crap.



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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Mushrooms and peppers and beef, oh my!

Missing fingerprints.
Shishkabobs are dangerous.
But they taste yummy.



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Mat's guy-heads rock me.
They make me squee with happy.
I get my own guy!





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Friday, April 20, 2012

Come out to the coast, we'll get together

I love Bruce Willis,
Korben Dallas, John McClane,
Addison, and Cole.




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Thursday, April 19, 2012

Librarianating

WLA
Conference Day One was awesome:
Nancy Pearl; free stuff.


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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

It's not just good, it's good enough

Obligatory
Haiku for today. Enjoy.
No need to thank me.


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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Stabtacular

Crappy mood today.
You got a problem with that?
I didn't think so.


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Monday, April 16, 2012

An Evening of Enchantment

Dinner. Luigi.
Karol. Bruschetta. New friends.
Wine. Grappa. Hot dog.


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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Steampunk Librarian?

Steampunk on the brain.
I need costume ideas.
SteamCon: 6 months out.


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Saturday, April 14, 2012

SQL XML DTD ZZZ

Database lecture
Has put me in a coma.
Haiku in my sleep.


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Friday, April 13, 2012

Terra Fyde

Dogsitting is fun
With the most nervous poodle
In the universe.


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Thursday, April 12, 2012

The meek shall inherit nothing but frustration

Annoying life fact:
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Polite wheels get screwed.


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Outing

Bar: 9 Pound Hammer.
Drinks: Salty dog and cosmo.
Now: Time to go home.


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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Literature Reviews Suck and Blow

How can something with
"Literature" in its name
Be so horrible?


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Monday, April 9, 2012

In a class by myself

Took a sewing class.
More like a private tutor.
I made a book bag.




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Sunday, April 8, 2012

Thanks, Todd!

Convention goodies:
Zombie vodka shot glass and
Tiny Mjolnir. Yay!




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Better late than never

Missed a haiku day.
Sakura-Con ate my day.
And my energy.


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Friday, April 6, 2012

Wow. Long day today.
Lines, working, and boozing up.
Mat, Karol, and Todd.


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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Present tense, past perfect

I hate exercise,
But love having exercised.
Same goes for writing.


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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Sometimes It's Okay to Simplify

And then, just like that,
I have crossed off the Thesis.
Easy road for me.



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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Mental teeter-totter

Filled with Thesis doubt.
Maybe I'm not up for this.
Take the easy road?


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Monday, April 2, 2012

Treasure hunt

Had lunch with my mom,
Then explored Goodwill Outlet.
Bought crap by the pound!


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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Null

My brain is empty.
There are no haikus in it.
Maybe tomorrow.


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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Eat Dirt, Sucker

Puter Kapala:
Throw someone down to the ground
With a push and twist.


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Friday, March 30, 2012

Someday

Mom retired today.
I hope to have a career
From which to retire.


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Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Cat, Not the Beer

Guinness is the best.
Plays with strings all by herself.
Doesn't need my help.


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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Alternative medicine

I'm fairly certain
The cure for all that ails me
Is in Hawaii.


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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Feed a Fever, Feed a Cold

Welcome to Illville.
Take off your shoes and relax
And have a lozenge.



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Monday, March 26, 2012

I Be Illin'

Got sick for Spring Break.
Stupid germs pouncing on me,
Ruining my fun.


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It Happens

Yesterday's haiku?
It got lost in the shuffle.
It's here now, just late.


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Saturday, March 24, 2012

Happy Day to Me

My birthday haiku
On my awesome new iPad
What a superb day!


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Friday, March 23, 2012

The last day I can quote Aunt Jackie

36 years old
Flabby arm, pelican neck
All my plants are dead


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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Breathing room

I still have homework
But nothing's due for a week.
Viva la spring break!


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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

I'm almost out of words

Writing a paper,
A very big, big paper,
All the livelong day.


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Monday, March 19, 2012

Runners are High

Runners are liars.
There's no high, except knowing
That the run will end.


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Saturday, March 17, 2012

Shamrocks are better than real rocks

Corned beef and cabbage
Plus booze and friends and more booze
This holiday rocks


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Friday, March 16, 2012

Blimey

Hello, Bud Light Lime
You're tasty on a Friday.
Or, well, any day.


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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Maybe I should eat more

I found the drawback
Of a life without belt loops.
Pants keep falling down.


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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

I like pi

Won a scholarship,
Small but still very awesome.
Happy Pi Day, me!


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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Ode to a Database Design Lecture

Dying of boredom
It's totally possible
I choose cremation


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Monday, March 12, 2012

Not my best day in JKD

Flailing arms and legs
And knives and sticks and body.
Coordination.


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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Citizenship is Job 1

Helped a girl today
Returned her missing items
Glad she wasn't killed.



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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Double double toil and trouble

Two things I don't like:
Big headaches and group projects.
Both make me stabby.


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Friday, March 9, 2012

OmNomNom

Food makes me happy.
Especially Outback steak.
Eating my feelings.


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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Crappy day at the library

Hey, dirty diaper.
What'cha doin' over here
In the teen section?

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Wednesday, March 7, 2012

I like degs

Service dogs only?
I'd rather shop where the rule's
Service kids only.


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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Yum-o-Rama of the Sea

Dear sweet Red Lobster,
I love eating your crab legs.
And your popcorn shrimp.


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Monday, March 5, 2012

Death by Grad School

Help. Ten-page paper.
RDA metadata.
My brain is mushy.


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Sunday, March 4, 2012

Cat butt stamp of approval

Trying to do stuff
With kitty sprawled all over.
More door than window.




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Saturday, March 3, 2012

This much fun should be illegal

Fun Saturday night
Doing homework and homework.
Party animal.


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Friday, March 2, 2012

Sansabelts

Belt loops are for chumps.
I've found the comfort secret:
Elastic waistband.


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Thursday, March 1, 2012

National Craft Month

In like a lion,
Out like a lamb. Corned beef and
Birthday in between.


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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Dismissed

No jury action.
Disappointed citizen.
Better luck next time.


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Monday, February 27, 2012

Jury Doody

Disappointing day.
No jurification yet.
Maybe tomorrow.


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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Cinco, cinq, fünf, go, lima

Five hours - a long time
When you're pushing a book cart
Around and around.


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Saturday, February 25, 2012

One Inch Punch

Bruce Lee is my name.
Ass kicking is my business
And business is good.

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Friday, February 24, 2012

Strike

My brain says, "No, thanks.
I'd rather not work today.
But thanks for asking."


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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Back in the saddle again

Re-C25K.
My ankle was A-OK.
Knees, lungs: not so much.


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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Meteorological Anomaly

The sky is on fire!
Help! Panic! Run for your lives!
Oh. It's just the sun.



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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Zzzzombs

Spontaneous nap
Filled with crazy zombie dreams.
Now back to homework.


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Monday, February 20, 2012

8am Wakeup Call

Met neighbors today.
Bonded on freezing driveway.
The fire alarm works.


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Sunday, February 19, 2012

Dolor de cabeza

Lazy boozy day
Was a big success. In fact,
I think I'm still drunk.


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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Getting what I deserve

Lazy boozy day.
Worked extra all week for this.
Totally worth it.


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Friday, February 17, 2012

Stupid is as Jessica does

Group is dead to me
My input doesn't matter
Paggro Jess rules all


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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Solitary Confinement

Group work's killing me
And I want to kill my group
No group work in jail


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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Maybe I'll play the violin too

Dreamed I was jogging
Without pain. That's better than
Before my sprain. Sweet!


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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Wine and Catnip

My sweet Guinness cat
Snuggles and doesn't judge me.
She's my valentine.


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Monday, February 13, 2012

Footprints in the Jello

Seven elephants
Sitting on my chest right now.
Tired of feeling this.


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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Today's Dream Job Idea

Disney Library:
You should hire me to work there.
Maleficent says.


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Saturday, February 11, 2012

Time Heals Most Wounds

My ankle's pain-free
Most of the time. But then oops—
Stepped wrong. Ouch! Crap! Pain!


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Friday, January 27, 2012

Straight from the Clown's Mouth

Eating every day
Is sometimes just a hassle.
I want a food pill.


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Thursday, January 26, 2012

Sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching

Coughing and hacking.
The only time I can breathe
Is when I'm asleep.


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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Skool makes u smrt

Classes start today.
Don't want to think again yet.
Just one more month off?


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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Clicking My Heels Isn't Working

Three margaritas
And I'm ready for a nap.
Stupid airport bar.


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Monday, January 23, 2012

Big D, Big All, Big As

Reunion Tower,
Trolley, Chuy's, Lisa Loeb.
Busy Big D day.


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Sunday, January 22, 2012

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

Big Texas meat-fest:
Buffalo filet, ostrich,
Venison chop. Win!



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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Ouch-a-Rama

My throbbing ankle
Is getting on my last nerve.
So tired of limping.


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Friday, January 20, 2012

Exhibitor Crazies

Magician used me
To make foam balls multiply.
Got 5 Starbucks bucks.


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Thursday, January 19, 2012

It's a Trap

Stuck at the airport.
Need to win standby contest.
The snow can bite me.


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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

It's just snow, and it happens every year

Snowpocalypse is
A very overused word.
Snowmageddon too.


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Monday, January 16, 2012

Heelbasa

My poor sausage foot
More green and purple each day.
But I'm limping less.


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Sunday, January 15, 2012

Lying like broccoli

With a sprained ankle
I'm not very productive.
Watching lots of Fringe.


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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Funny day today.
Snow, doctor, aircast splint, paint,
Azteca, limping.


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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Whik! Whik! Whik!

Shhh! Corduroy pants
Are not appropriate clothes
For the library.


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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Lesson Re-learned

Breathing through the mouth — A must for library work. How did I forget? - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Monday, January 9, 2012

Round is a Shape

Lying on my floor. Walked and jogged like a good girl. I can't feel my legs. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Seriously.

Breaks are better when Creepy coworker is not Staring at me. Ugh. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Midwinter Conference Dead Ahead!

ALA comes soon.
So much to sort through and plan.
Overwhelm is me.


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Saturday, January 7, 2012

New Green Treasure

New Kali gear bag. Late Christmas? Early birthday? Either way, thanks, Mat! - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Friday, January 6, 2012

Thus spoke Harry Dresden

Discretion is the
Better part of not getting
Exsanguinated.

-Blood Rites, by Jim Butcher


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Library Advice

Before returning
Movies to the library
Please remove cat pee.

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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Shake n' bake

Will Shakespeare wrote in
Iambic pentameter.
Harder than haiku.


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It's a Good Thing

Not making something Every single frickin' day Makes my day, each day. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Time Paradox

The more time I have, The less I seem to get done. Free time leads to guilt. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

First day back at the library

Accosted by man In short shorts and cowboy boots. Spoke of photons. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Monday, January 2, 2012

Haiku #2

Slept too late. Bad hair. Brought wrong clothes for JKD. It's one of those days. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Sunday, January 1, 2012

A Very Haiku New Year

Write a new haiku Every day in 2012... Dare I attempt it? - Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone

Day 368: Hasta la Vista, Old Year

Tonight we Rock Banded. While there is no evidence of my own caterwauling, my make this evening is evidence of the skills of my friends.























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