Probably not considered a full-time job

Made a book display
For the library today.
I want to do more.


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But why is the cheese gone?

I want to break free.
Like in that Queen song, but food.
12 of 17.

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Let's bust some punks

The Good Guys: Great show.
So sad it only lasted
One season. Sniffle.


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Crafts(wo)man

Shop assembly day:
Drill press, table saw, scroll saw,
And storage cabinet.


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Sew much to do

Suddenly obsessed
With Renaissance Faire costumes.
Much to consider!


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Packratism hurts

Storage unit purge.
Three van loads to Goodwill. Plus
A bazillion books.


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Genghis Khan Dude

Mongolian grill:
Restricted diet loves you.
I'll be back real soon.


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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Interests compete:
Food / school. Want time to speed up,
But also slow down.


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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

I've made peace with cheese.
Don't crave sugar anymore.
But oh! Potatoes!


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All food and no play

Planning food. Buying
Food. Cooking food. Eating food.
Cleaning. That's my day.


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One Brontoburger, please

Eating like caveman
Make Melleny so violent.
Understand Bam-Bam.


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Sharp cheddar wishes and Parmesan dreams

Seriously, folks.
Scandinavians need cheese.
15 days to go.


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I already miss cheese.

I survived Day 1.
Full of chicken and veggies.
16 days to go.


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Drawn butter is a food group, right?

17-day cleanse
Starts tomorrow. So, tonight:
Naughty Red Lobster.


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Inspired by Episode 16 of The Good Guys

Throwing out the meds
That expired in '03
Frees up lots of space.


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TMI

Hey, guy at Subway.
I so didn't need to know
About your testes.


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I know there's a floor around here somewhere

Organization:
Hard to achieve after months
Of shameful neglect.


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Day of Nothing

Bring on tomorrow!
Not a thing on my schedule.
First time in ages.


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Yo Momma

Happy Mothers' Day.
No disrespect intended,
But mine is the best.


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Eyes on the Prize

Two classes down now.
All that's left is writing tons.
Margarita soon.


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Terra Blizzard

Oh, fearsome poodle
Barking at the big bad air
And trembling with...rage.


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Big bada boom

Schoolwork's killing me.
May not survive the weekend.
My head's gonna splode.


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Homophobia is gay

Proud of Obama
Making history again
By being human.


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Slow thinkers keep right

Logic is so hard
For certain people to grasp.
It explains Fox News.



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Runner's Low

Running in the sun
Wiped me out for the whole day.
Fitness is for chumps.


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Terra Bulldancer

Dancing with poodle
Until my moves freak her out.
But I dance so good!



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Also, karaoke

Cinco de Mayo.
Fireman margaritas and
Knife throwing. Puppies!


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All the superheroes live in the city

Avengers tonight!
I can't wait to see my Thor
Kick ass with meow-meow.


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Calgon?

Need a vacation.
Somewhere tropical, lazy,
Full of boozy drinks.


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Eschew Obfuscation

Everything's murky.
I envy the certainty
That some people have.



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T minus 14 days

The home stretch is long.
Don't know if I can make it
Until May 15th.


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