Are there libraries in Siberia?

Scared to graduate
And have to find a real job.
Relocation fears.


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Sometimes age brings wisdom

Happy birthday, Stac.
(That's pronounced like Stase, not Stack.)
My older sister.


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Must apply alcohol

My legs are itchy.
It's driving me bonkerville.
Out! Out, damn chiggers!


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I hope it's not lonely in there

Thought of a haiku,
But I didn't write it down.
It's lost in my brain.


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Big game hunter

Buffalo jerky
Is my cat's new favorite food.
Even beats pizza.



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Variation on a theme

Healthy, convenient,
And affordable: Pick two.
That's why eating sucks.


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Stab stab stab

Work makes me cranky.
So does doing my homework.
I like to hit though.


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If only I could get rid of this headache

My perfect grilled cheese
And Warhol tomato soup
In my nice clean place.


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Can I graduate yet?

Good weekend so far.
Unfortunately, I will
Have to do homework.


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Operation CariMell

Slumber party time.
Wine from a box in a jar.
Time to get silly!

I should have impending visitors more often

I have taken back
Control of my apartment.
It almost sparkles!

Phoned in

Time for a haiku.
Wonder what to write about?
Hm. Problem solved.


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Seriously, who would vote for this guy?

The Romney campaign:
It has to be a joke, right?
Where's Candid Camera?


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Attention and salutations in JKDland

Handah. Solduhan.
Yeebay. Geen-lai. Swadika.*
I taught the salute!

*spelled phonetically because I've never seen these words written down.



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Sorry, humans

Oh, teppanyaki.
You just never let me down.
Let's be best friends, k?


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Tiny fists of fury

Awesome kids' belt test.
So proud of all those young'uns
Breaking boards and such.


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But why is the Batman gone?

Saw Dark Knight Rises.
Very emotional time.
Already miss him.



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I got ripped off

Fortune cookies lie.
My 'super lucky star day'
Did not happen. Lame.


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Guinness just isn't pulling her weight

I need a minion
Who'll make my apartment clean
And keep it that way.


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Countdown to Awesome

T minus 10 days:
Slumber party with Carol!
It's been way too long.


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Ouch-a-Rama

Woke up with headache.
Impervious to Advil.
Think I'll go to bed.


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Exercise has too many syllables

Temper tantrum time.
Don't wanna cook, clean, learn, work.
Wanna kick and pout.


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Cider shouldn't taste like feet

Cider fest was lame,
But Paddy Coyne's after helped.
So will killing zombs.


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Temporary Inanity

I'm struggling this term.
Can't find motivation or
A desire to learn.


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Praise cheeses

Velveeta tastes good
When it's mixed with Rotel and
Shoveled in my mouth.


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Two sticks, no coordination

Hello, JKD.
As was very clear tonight,
It's been a long time.


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No sorts to be found here

Tired, but not sleepy.
Bored, but have a ton to do.
Something just feels off.


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I'll need lots of Redbull

Time to start planning
My next costume adventure:
Steampunk Valkyrie!


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This homework won't just do itself, you know

Exhausting weekend.
Though I had many good times,
I'm glad to be home.



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Wheaton!!

D&D game rocked.
Mat's creations were famous.
Didn't meet Wil though.


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