Friday, June 24, 2011

Day 175: What Not to Drink

Today was full of failed drinksperiments.

1. Hpnotiq liqueur is gross. It's gross mixed with Sprite. Gross mixed with cranberry juice. Gross mixed with Sprite and cranberry juice.

2. Pearl caramel vodka is gross. Gross mixed with apple juice. Gross mixed with apple juice and Applejack brandy. Gross mixed with apple juice and Applejack brandy and Fireball cinnamon whisky. And it takes a lot for something to be gross when mixed with Fireball cinnamon whisky.

3. Three Olives watermelon vodka is odd. It tastes like a Jolly Rancher. I think it would be better combined with real fresh watermelon. Or maybe a big old watermelon needs to be filled with watermelon vodka.

4. There's a slammer shot called the Firecracker, and it's kind of painful. If you really like extra hot cinnamon bears and want to chug an alcoholic one, go for it. 1 oz cinnamon liqueur + 2-3 dashes Tabasco sauce + dash grenadine + splash soda (club or lemon-lime). Cover and slam on table, then drink while still fizzing. To sum up:
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I'm starting to think I've lost my ability to create drinkable drinks. Luckily, I still have my internet-image-stealing abilities.

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